Yes, I am writing a post. Up today. I promise.
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Not dead.
Yes, I am writing a post. Up today. I promise.
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Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
Yes, I am writing a post. Up today. I promise.
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You’re a little late getting to the orgy Dave. We’re already Up . :wang:
Any time Dave.
Fingers crossed
Mind open
Dictionary close by
:dead: R u sure? It’s evil to get my hopes up! 😈
hurrrrrrryyyyyyy, it’s starting to acheeeeeeeee :wang:
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Your hopes are always evil.. And don’t we all love it!!!!
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Sounds like you need the Dick Pharmacy quick!…
“Dick, (oww) do you carry (ohhhh) talcum powder?”
“Sure, just walk this way…”
“(Oww) Listen Dick, if I could (ow) walk THAT way I wouldn” need (ohh) the talcum powder!”
Not Dead Yet? Just a flesh wound was it?
Hah! 😈
Trespassers will be shot
Survivors will be shot again
Dave’s been working so hard I’m not sure he’ll be able to get it up. And if he does, will it stay up? Oh, and I’m wondering about the new post as well. 😛
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Let’s fill him up with Cialis and see if he produces a four-hour :wang: Or perhaps
the Zillagirls could accomplish this without the chemicals? :wang: 😕 😛
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Maybe we should send him to Dick Pharmacy. :wang:
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Been to the Dick Pharmacy I see!
:wang: :boobs: :boobs: 😈
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Wrong on both counts, m’dear. :wang:
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and He’s getting better…
:wang:I love my wang being inside or outside, I love my wang. NOW!!! Who up and died and forgot to tell me? Why! How cheekie of the “ol SOB”. Just like that. Up and died. Can you believe it? And didn’t even have the nerve to let his auntie know!!! What’s a person to do? The times, they are changing… “Oh!” I almost forgot. So, Dave I heared through the grape-vine that you are not getting it ( :limp: ) up lately. You need to slow down and get your skinny butt over here to auntie’s house. Auntie knows how to make it feel better. “Yea-baby”
Only mostly dead…big differrence
Just sore from shoveling a million pounds of snow? Yeah, me too. :dead:
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So I’m guessing that we shouldn’t go through his clothes and look for loose change?
A local DJ used to play the game “Dead, Deader, Deadest”, naming deceased celebrities and letting listening audience try to rank order them for prizes. Seems someone took offense and complained to station managment. Seems someone needs to get a fucking life and let us live ours. Betcha someone’s radio had a fucking tuning knob or button on it. Use it bitch!