Year: 2008
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Separated at birth
I am so sorry for hardly posting lately. I have been traveling a lot for work (since November actually). A lot being every single week. Not all hotels have reliable Wifi or even Ethernet cables. Amazingly, the cheaper the hotel, the better the Internet connection and easier to sign on. Stay in a pricey hotel…
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Announcing a change to Davezilla
Fourteen years is a long time to run a website and this site has gone through many changes over the years. As my job changed, so have my priorities. I’d like to see the site head in a more positive, mature direction, so from now on, the main focus of the site will no long…
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What’s your best insult ever?
Last night we were sitting at a crowded bar when this trampy woman with a bottle or two of cheap perfume on, smashed into Lizz in an effort to order a drink. Everything in the area soon took on her stench. I told Lizz that the woman smelled like “a whore rolled in blue cheese”…
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Fashion tips from Davezilla
I don’t mind when a person wants to shave their head bald, but if they have a head shape that makes them look like a cross between a concentration camp victim and an Idaho baker, I’d say reconsider. UGGs still suck. Period. You still want to wear these monstrosities? I will hate you. And everyone…
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Annoying words and phrases
snacks rinky-dink kudos jumped the shark perfect storm trifecta “Let’s take this offline” hinky bat-shit crazy What words and phrases do you find annoying?
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What not to wear to work
So I went to get my hair cut. I go to a female stylist. Before you make any metrosexual jokes, let me explain my rationale. My belief is, I always go to a female stylist, preferably one that looks like the type of woman I’d want to sleep with. They are most likely to make…
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