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  • Infernos

    Everyone likes a nice piece of tail now and then.

  • Supercharged_goddess

    THIS PUSSY TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

    You just hold the tail………

    I prefer my pussy shaven, or nearly so… :wang:

  • DaPopster

    Wet pussy and dry tail ….. an oxymoron, this could be for the birds. 😆 :wtf:

  • echo

    NO! DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!

  • Spud

    …just a little bit, thees iz all I want, joo have enuff to share… just a little bit.

  • will

    “dang it! i’m still alive!” :dead:

  • Lung the Younger

    Always remember to floss after roadkill.

  • Chris S.

    Not realizing this would be the last time they ever spoke, Heckyl eagerly watched his best friend Jeckyl make good on his double-cat dare.

  • Tina beans

    now fluffy, seven for us then you can go. deal is seven or we are eating you……

  • tanderny

    The tortoise and the pair.

  • cbatdux

    No, Verne – ya gotta lookat dis. He gotta spot on his ass the shape O Illinois. I say he sell him on e-bay….

  • junkman

    REACH, THROW, ROW, TOW, GO, GRAB IT WITH YOUR BEAK! in that order stoopid cat savin’ magpie mo fo.

  • Penguin Pete

    That reminds me, it’s been a while since I dipped my beak in some wet pussy. makes note on calendar

  • Lung the Younger

    LOLCATS meets LOLSCAVENGERS

    IZ BHIND U EATIN UR TAILZ!

  • AnnieB

    Hurry up and grab what you can before that stupid cat figures out that’s just his reflection and not a fish!

  • StevieC

    Jake & Elwood Magpie show Patches how to shake his tailfeather.

    Is it just me or does the black patch on the cat’s back look like Dumbo? Maybe the birds saw it too and are going to sell him on ebay.

  • junkman

    it could be dumbo……like it’s trunk might have just painted a picture of the cat under the real cat in the water…….i’d have to see more of the other side of the cat/dumbo to know it’s not a human that did the water colour before i can fully commit to my belief……. :dead:

  • Dragonhose

    Hey you big pussy, I was talkin to you!

  • Nicolette

    “PUSSY! HEY, I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S THE PUSSY!” 😛

  • Drusky

    What’s a matter? You never see poking a pussy with a pecker before? 😈

  • AnnieB

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    LOL!

    StevieC – it’s just you! 😛

  • Spud

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    Once again, brilliant!

  • Meagan

    The birds from the Windex commercial dupe another one. “Yeah cat, just lean in. We won’t push you.” 😛

  • shytr

    wowowoowow :undies: :thong: :thong:

  • rust

    To quote a certain cartoon:

    PUSSYCAT: I’m so hungry I could eat a (looking at Woody’s mailbox) a WOODPECKER!

  • rust

    Much better:

    Tastes like CHICKEN!

  • Russ

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    We’re waiting…

  • Flash Gordon

    “Hey, Myrtle, watch me make this cat learn to swim!” 🙄 😳 :wang: :thong:

  • Astryd

    This don’t taste like pussy at all… 😕

  • red_dragon

    “There Will Be Blood”

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