Captiontime #226

Captiontime #226


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34 responses to “Captiontime #226”

  1. madamadams Avatar
    madamadams

    HEY!!! GET UR ASS BACK HERE!!!

  2. tina Avatar
    tina

    I said, ” Don’t my balls look youthful?!” answer me, manpig!

  3. Infernos Avatar
    Infernos

    Auditions for the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Fargo, North Dakota

  4. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    I’m SIIIIINGING in the rain……

  5. Chris S. Avatar
    Chris S.

    I TOLD you to keep your filthy hands off my black slingback pumps!

  6. DCup Avatar

    Dude! I told you! You can’t borrow my red leather skirt again!

  7. ZenReaper Avatar
    ZenReaper

    Dad?! 😳

  8. Meagan Avatar

    So he’s the one who stole my riding crop! And my lingerie! 👿

  9. Davezilla Avatar

    [Comment ID #258201 will appear here]

    And your sofa. Bastid!

  10. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    OMG! They’ve killed Kenny!
    You bastards! :dead: 🙁 :wtf: 😕

  11. Bjorn Freeh Avatar

    That’ll teach you to wear droopy blue jeans. Pull ’em up, man. Show some pride!

  12. StevieC Avatar

    I made you and I can break you just as easily

  13. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Another Nazi fetish scenario goes wrong ………….. :limp:

  14. larfus Avatar

    During rough retail times Victoria Secret is test marketing to a new clientele. :limp:

  15. stevo Avatar
    stevo

    :wtf: I’m confused sorry I am just confused

  16. Pablo Avatar

    Through another transporter mishap, both Checov & Mr. Sulu are caught in the time warp again.

  17. janeeto63 Avatar
    janeeto63

    “Bitch, I told you for $10.00 you can look but you CAN NOT touch! Prepare for the whip!”

    Is this what you see from the street, or is it their backyard? Is that blue line for their laundry? Dave, swing by when the weather warms up to see what other fun delicates they have (Meagan, perhaps you can find more of your former things-although I’m not sure you’d want them back).

  18. Pablo Avatar

    Gee Dave, you didn’t even have to go inside your Starbucks to get a picture this time.

  19. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Just another fresh piece of meat outside Mistress Darla’s office… 😛

  20. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

    Mom??? :puke:

  21. Nicolette Avatar

    It takes a real man to wear his best lingerie out in the snow! :limp:

  22. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

    Boy, this brings back a lot of bad memories of those Christmas mornings with the family. :puke: “You want presents like the rest of the kids?! I’ll give ya a frikkin’ present…!”

  23. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    B.I.T.C.H. !

  24. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

    Did I say ‘bad’ memories?…I meant wonderful memories! 😐

  25. rust Avatar

    Homeland Security’s latest uniform.

  26. J Avatar
    J

    All I can say is DAMN!(in a loud confused voice)

  27. jen Avatar
    jen

    [Comment ID #258192 will appear here]

    dont you ever play dress up on me again when im in a drunk sleep!!!!!!!!

  28. Vicus Scurra Avatar

    Bruce Willis was concerned about the direction the new Die Hard movie was taking, but nevertheless conducted himself as a professional.

  29. TimM Avatar
    TimM

    Don’t you hate it when lovers quarrel?

  30. Tina beans Avatar
    Tina beans

    you sure got a pretty mouth……. :wang:

  31. nikki Avatar
    nikki

    [Comment ID #258194 will appear here] they are youthful i swear!!!

  32. Meshie Avatar
    Meshie

    I am going to my happy place :wtf:

  33. Maven Avatar

    “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose.”

  34. Dragonhose Avatar
    Dragonhose

    If I catch you with my brother again, this pipe is going up your ass sideways you bitch!

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