Pantsuits of the Damned Dawn of the Bagel The Hills Have Starbucks The Cabinet of Dr. Phil Invasion of the Body Shapers Whatever Happened to […]
Month: November 2008
Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving
Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast Screaming at the gravy Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes Inviting radical Islamists for dinner […]
Things I Learned from Movies, Part V
Whenever magic is being performed for the first time, black clouds instantly roll in. If a cop or some para-military soldier pokes at his own […]
Mr Sensitive? You BET!
The other day I made a comment to someone that got an unanticipated response (I know, right, me saying something that bothers someone? how … […]
Where’s the freaks?
Many of you have emailed me asking what happened to the Freak Watchers site. Well, it is temporarily down. The site was compromised some time […]
More people we can safely dislike #19
The coworker reads aloud every memo, email, etc. to themselves and has to tell me, “Oh, I’m not talking to you. I’m just thinking aloud.” […]