Overheard: Is it permanent?
Girl 1: "Have you seen my new tat? I don't think I've seen you since I got it." Girl 2: "No! Lemme see!" [looks at her shoulderblade] Girl 2: "Oh,…
I have no words
I mean, how do you screw up a simple chest bump?
Osama bin Shoppin’
Image via Noel P.
Butter Christ
"We saw it on the way down 75 to cincinnati — glowing a warm margarine yellow in the late afternoon light. My camera was in the trunk so we all…
Oh, Wikipedia. You so silly!
I looked up the definition of thong by accident (yeah, right) and found an interesting word as part of the definition: Thong underwear and swimwear is a style characterized by…
Mean things to teach third graders
Dogs lay eggs. Your parents hide them from you and you eat them on Easter. Clowns eat children. After your pointless birthday party, one of your friends will be sacrificed…
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