Girl 1: “Have you seen my new tat? I don’t think I’ve seen you since I got it.” Girl 2: “No! Lemme see!” [looks at […]
Month: May 2008
Butter Christ
“We saw it on the way down 75 to cincinnati — glowing a warm margarine yellow in the late afternoon light. My camera was in […]
Oh, Wikipedia. You so silly!
I looked up the definition of thong by accident (yeah, right) and found an interesting word as part of the definition: Thong underwear and swimwear […]
Mean things to teach third graders
Dogs lay eggs. Your parents hide them from you and you eat them on Easter. Clowns eat children. After your pointless birthday party, one of […]