Month: July 2004
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We’re not usually
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Story time #1
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God is your co-writer
Christianity is a beautiful religion with a big problem. Marketing. No other religion feels so compelled to proselytize through the dubious medium of bumper stickers (except Wiccans, and they just do it to be silly). The bumper stickers would be fine … if they made any sense. Read some of the following stickers (all real,…
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Welcome to my world
Ever watched the credits roll at the cinema or on television all the way to the end? Your eyes get so used to the upward motion of the credits that when they finally stop your eyes suddenly get the illusion that the room is falling slightly. My whole life is like that. viagra free viagra…
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People we can safely dislike #2
Guys who wear t-shirts with tuxedos printed on them. People who finish their sentences by clucking their tongue. Every time. I don’t mind the odd lawn gnome or statue of Mary, but when it gets to be a village… People whose entire philosophical base can be summarized through the 18 bumperstickers littering their Chevy Astro.…
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All right, who befoozled the Intraweb again?
Tech Support Person in Bangladesh: “Good evening and hello today. I am please to help you very much.” Clueless computer user in Duluth: “It’s morning, sonny. Do you know stuff about computers and all cause I don’t know a thing.” Tech Support: “Yes, sir. I am having the Microsoft Certification last year.” Clueless in Duluth:…
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What Would Davezilla Do?
If you were given one million dollars to spend on your loved ones, and only one week to do it, how would you cheat to keep it all for yourself?
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Consensus needed
Does the message on her shorts say: Spoiled Soiled Oiled Foiled Boiled Who cares? Nice ass!
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