Month: July 2004
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Ten things that disturb me about the Jolly Green Giant
He wears a tattered and threadbare tunic with a brand new red scarf. Isn’t aware that green hair is so 1979. Won’t let us see what Mrs. Giant looks like. Responsible for the accidental stepping deaths of 23 American farmers each year. His urine stream causes local flooding. The Giant’s enormous fingers are the reason…
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Betty Crocker: Hot or Not?
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It’s baddass with the butterfly
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Things we’d like to see
It is the job of an advertising mascot to amuse us and help us remember a particular product. Unfortunately, most of them serve only to annoy the bejeezus out of us. All week I will be getting out my aggressions on the mascots we’ve come to hate. I detest the Arby’s Oven Mitt and the…
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Roaming Gnome’s latest adventures
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Overheard: SPF-45 Edition
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The origin of logotypes
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Personality Test
Frogs are to cannon balls what Valium is to [blank]. Snowflakes are to Australians what abject poverty is to [blank]. Large, fake breasts are to women what tooth decay is to [blank]. George W. Bush is to meatloaf what Cable TV is to [blank]. John Kerry is to salsa dancing what linguini is to [blank].…
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Caption time #11
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Things Mother never said
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Note to self: 4,699
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