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You’ve all heard the term GAYDAR, being the inborn ability to spot a gay person on sight. Most of us have this ability to varying degrees. Natalie and I came up with names for other types of natural RADAR that humans possess. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAR: The ability to spot Henry Winkler ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAR: The ability to spot a…

Women who wear tank tops designed for girls 1/4 their size. This may look interesting if said woman is in great shape, but when the wearer needs bookmarks to find her navel, the effect is far less appealing. Men who wear ties with cartoon characters on them to executive meetings. Women (primarily older ones do…

A Pizza-Maker shall be born near Italy. Who shall cause all penguins to explode, They shall say, with what marshmallow peeps he keeps company He shall be found less a Pizza-Maker than a misshapen toad. From a simple plastic surgeon he will rise to the empire, From the short nose he will attain the long.…

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Man #1: How come every fat guy in America has a goatee? Man #2: Bush made that a law. You didn’t hear? Customer: Is this sushi all fish or what? Waitress: No. Some is fish, Some is vegetable. Some is raw. Not all. Some is barbecue. Customer: How about chicken? Waitress: No. Chicken is not…

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On many occasions I have mentioned my downstairs neighbors that hail from Albania. They have some recipes that give one pause as to their immediate origin. In time, one begins to identify the unique and fetid aromas that waft miasmatically from their kitchen. I thought I’d share the wealth with my readers and provide you,…

Albanian neighbor: Get car. Me: Excuse me? Albanian neighbor: Get car. New. Is. Get car. Me: Uh, oh that’s a rental car. Mine is in the shop. Albanian neighbor: Is nice get car. Me: Yes, it is nice to get a car. Albanian neighbor: You watch Olympuh-nick? Me: Yes, Greece just lost to the US…

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