Spammers must die

After spending the entire evening deleting comment spam on two of my sites and working on some freelance, I found myself unable to write a decent post. Instead, free GMail for everyone! Well, for 18 2 of you, anyway. Make sure to include your real email this time. You know who you are.

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  1. Spam eaters must diet.

    And TheFaramir must get more sleep.

  2. Hoochie on da hood … hoochie in da hood … gettin’ sompin’ good … like ya know she should … awww yeeeah, bitches … dere’s a hoochie on da hood! :boobs::wang::boobs:

    That’s it, I’m gonna talk to Method Moyle and see if they’ll let me in da Ju-Tang Clan.

    *backin’ dat tuchus back to bed*

  3. I thought everyone already had Gmail. πŸ™„

  4. I also have 6 I can’t get rid of, so I’ll take any overflow.

  5. mikeB

    Why can’t you give away more pictures of Mandy? πŸ™‚ :wang::wang::wang:

  6. mikeB

    And where’s the pix of your girl Natalie?

  7. Esther

    How’s that medication, Stacy? Sounds nummy! πŸ˜€

    Even though I’ve heard shifty things about it, sure, I’ll bite and take an invite. :mrgreen:

  8. Clueless

    In what way is gmail better than email?

  9. Ah! Esther, that was you that dropped me a comment earlier! I emailed you back, did you get it? I wasn’t sure if it was the same Esther or not, because ya know, it could have also been my homegirl Esther, The Artist Formerly Known As Madonna.

    I, too, have an assload of gmail invites I don’t know what to do with. I tried making a contest for them on my blog, but most of my readers already have gmail anyway.

    Oh, and FYI: That wasn’t the medication, that was just me. I’m on nothing but Tylenol and Robitussin-DM.

    Back to bed with Liz Copeland …

  10. WAIT! :wtf:

    That didn’t sound right …

    To clarify: After midnight I listen to the Liz Copeland show on 101.9 FM, WDET (radio for smart people) while laying in bed … STUDYING… πŸ˜†

    (Dave, don’t tell Liz I made that Freudian slip … I made an earlier one in my online class I may blog about … but I’ve been blogging-a-go-go lately so I gotta cool my jets … and my fever.)

    And btw, whenever the Rev stops by, tell him to drop by my litter box and check out my featured quote. 😎

  11. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    Firstly Dave, I would like to say that I am sorry to hear of your SPAM issues, but fear not, Dr. Watson and I have tracked them to their base at

    Secondly, Stacey I would like to say thanks for putting my comment on your site and I hope your period of illness subsides in the near future.

    Thirdly I would like to say a big sorry to Captain Nemo and promise I will never steal (and crash) the Nautilus again. It was wrong of me and I apologise.

    And that guy moaning about people Ò€œgettin jiggyÒ€ on his bonnet?


    I always thought VolvoÒ€ℒs were family cars?

    So what better place to start one eh? 😈

  12. ReV.JeLLyBaBY


    As a forensic expert I would like to dispute the car photo as a fake, due to the following:

    😈 The prints show complete lack of movement.

    😎 The hand prints are of the same size.

    :boobs: We chose the the Porsche over the road and not that lame ass Volvo!

    Who ever tried to fake this one, is the kind of guy that tell’s his mates that his favourite form of self abuse is “chicken winging*”

    *Using the inside of your elbow and yes it will only just reach (before your try it, Not that you would of course!:neutral: ) LOL

  13. Bobby Peru

    The prints show complete lack of movement.
    Maybe he was one of those “quick shots”, ReV. 😈

  14. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    Good point Bobby!

    He could indeed be a One Pump Chump!


  15. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    Have any ladies out there had any experiences with this phenomenon, or maybe a “Two Push Player” has made his mess recently?

    If so, please write their full name, address and contact details in the comments box so we can take the piss.



  16. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    Or has it not EVEN GOT TO THAT?

    Has anyone ever had to endure the putting a “marshmellow in a moneybox” scenario?

    See above on how to make that bastard pay for “his mouth writing cheques his body couldn’t cash”!


  17. Jhoss


    Huge fan of the site, makes it possible to get through many long days testing software. If you have any gmail accounts available I would be very interested in one.
    Keep up the good work.

  18. I have a few invites as well. I advertised them on my site, but only one person wanted one. I guess I’m just not one of the kewl kids.

  19. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    I would just like to say that really, really, really hate reading the primative scrawl that the ReV produces on a daily basis.

    In fact I hope he dies soon………probably for the best really.

    Then I wouldn’t have to read his inane ramblings that I already know the punch lines to EVERY SINGLE DAY!


  20. ReV.JeLLyBaBY


    I’m being self critical again.


  21. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    You missed an “I” out too!


  22. Matt Aldred

    Hey, I’d love to get in on some gmail action. If I actually got an invite, I dinna know what I’d do. They say your first time is always memorable πŸ˜›

  23. Matt Aldred

    Doh! And my email is [email protected]

    Say, if you have any left over (unlikely) I have a tech friend who would probably like to get one too. He’s at work right now so he can’t come around and ask for himself :/

  24. Miss Mary

    Hello everyone! I’ve been reading the site for I don’t know, almost a year I’d say. If it’s not too much trouble I would love a gmail invite!

    [email protected]

    Thanks bunches!

  25. Mariah

    Hi Dave.
    Thanks for being part of my morning routine.

    If you still have gmail invites I would like one. :geek:

    [email protected]

  26. Esther

    Stacy – Yep, got the e-mail. If you happen to chat w/the other Esther, tell her I want my cone bra back!:kiss:

    Dave – Got the invite. Grazi!:mrgreen:

  27. Skeeve

    Well, if those gmail invites are still open, I’ll throw my name in the hat for one… πŸ™‚


  28. Cheap Date

    Freaky Hood Photo Observation:

    um, there appears to be a BELT line at the waist! How can you :wang: someone with their pants ON???

    By the way, her belly print is a BIT chunky……who wants to pork a PORKER???

  29. Why don’t you just send the invites to yourself, and post the links? I’ve seen that done in literally dozens of places – that way people don’t have to make their real emails public knowledge.

    Once the invite has been used, just delete the link.

  30. No one has to make their emails public, Greg. πŸ™‚

    Even though they don’t display on the website, I can see them from my end through my admin page. I only made the request again because last round folks mistyped their own addresses. πŸ™„

  31. Okay… fine I guess I have to be like the rest of the world and ask for a gmail account. Nothing like following the crowd.

    Dave, thanks for the laughs and my office appreciates them too… that and I like the fact that they have no idea how I find this stuff… Gives one a nice feeling of Godliness for internet oddities… that and they wonder about me sometimes…

  32. Andrew

    Okay… fine I guess I have to be like the rest of the world and ask for a gmail account. Nothing like following the crowd.

    Dave, thanks for the laughs and my office appreciates them too… that and I like the fact that they have no idea how I find this stuff… Gives one a nice feeling of Godliness for internet oddities… that and they wonder about me sometimes…

  33. Another easy way to get invites:

    found on boingboing. i donated all 6 of mine there… you get in a queue, and as soon as someone donates and you’re next in line, you get one. Makes it a many-to-many relationship instead of one-to-one.

  34. Loucks

    I’ll take a gmail invite too, if you want to give me one.

  35. Mark Domalewski

    Hey Dave, Long time lurker, first time poster.

    If you got any gmail invites left by the time you get to my message, could you throw one my way? Yeahhhh, that would be greaaaat. hmmmm, yessss.


  36. I’ve got 2 gmail invitations to give away, should any of you still want some. Damn, those Google people are lazy with the marketing.

  37. Matt – totally awesome link. Thank you. :kiss:

  38. ospirin

    wow, never imaging folks here in davezilla would giving gmail for free. is there a catch?er, do I have to beg or name my first born after the generous benefactor?

  39. Hobbit

    Oh god. This is sad. None of you noticed the imprint of the woman also had the imprint of jeans and a shirt?:roll:

  40. slick

    that craig’s list posting has made it to every city, including mine (boston). it’s too bad that it was first found on i hate people who rip things off from other sites and try to pass them off as original or “theirs”. don’t you, dave?

  41. simoon


    If you’ve got any gmail left, could you send one my way?


  42. simoon

    Thanks for the gmail, Dave!

  43. Not a bad idea. IÒ€ℒve been using Jay AllenÒ€ℒs Blacklist 2.0 and on the old site I did something even better: I changed the names and paths of the comments scripts so they cannot be directly targeted anymore.

  44. Anonymous


  45. Poofles

    Lete’s make this an even 50! :java:

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