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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I was under it. While attempting to extract myself from the boxspring’s grasp I was attacked by a band of voracious dust bunnies, that were obviously high on goofers. No quarter was I shown by the merciless ways of the marauding dust bunnies. They removed…

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Reward their singing by pouring delicious, hot soup in their chilly hands. Offer to accompany them on the electric sitar and mouth harp. Fill snowballs with yogurt and fire away. Follow in the footsteps of our ancestors by pouring boiling oil out the window on them. Join along in the singing, allowing your Tourette Syndrome…

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Aries: An embarassing day. Right in the middle of your presentation to the board of directors, you realize you forgot to wear underwear. And a skirt. Taurus: Damn. No fruit pies left in the vending machine. Gemini: Mercury retrograde goes aginst you as you accidentally book all three of your girlfriends for a date at…