Tag: Observations

  • Stop it. Just stop.

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  • Pickup lines that suck

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  • Lose your lunch Friday

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  • How to speak in account rep

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  • Top ten worst things about summer

    Finding Earwigs in your shoes Discovering how many of your neighbors and coworkers eschew deoderant. Realizing your neighbors have turned into Earwigs. Smelling year-old grease burning on your neighbour’s barbecue. Realizing it’s not grease; they’re grilling Earwigs. Seeing a sexy woman adjusting her Daisy Dukes from behind and realizing she’s actually a man. Trying your…

  • I’ve always hoped it to be true

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  • Watch where you shake that thing!

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    This is a post for the gentlemen. Brothers, it’s time for a lesson in etiquette. As longtime author of Manly Tips for Bachelor Living and creator of the best-selling calendar of the same name, I feel I have at least a modicum of authority. Please, please, for the love of God. If you’re at the…

  • Complete this sentence #24

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