Posted inObservations Notes to Self: No. 6,322 Posted by By Davezilla 21 January, 200716 Comments Remember: cats with claws + goosedown comforters = a big, honkin’ mess to sweep up. Cool kids shareClick to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Tags: Note to SelfObservationsLast updated on 04 September, 2014 Post navigation Previous Post We have a winner!Next PostBe sure to gargoyle after brushing
Mine with Toilet Paper. Least it’s $1 buck a roll.
For me it is cats, a marble bathroom counter and carefully placed puddles of softsoap. Claws or not, that pussy jumps up on the counter and it slides right into the sink. Might be a tad mean but like old people falling down it is funny every single time. 😈
Mine just eats my homework! I swear!
Probably better than claws on your chest. To keep kitty out of your hair put scotch tape on his paws and stand back
Remember: exlax + attempts at flatuation = a big, honkinâ€™ mess to clean up.
For my household: Cat with claws plus brand new butcher block dining table equals lifetime claw marks for her first and only attempt to grind to an unsuccessful screeching halt!
Saw the text of this post in my feed reader and was all excited … I thought there was going to be a picture!
Dave maybe Natilie needs her claws trimed, anyway better then painful clawmarks on the back
A Cop to a mime he caught shoplifting “you have the right to remain silent…”
2 year old child + box of bowtie pasta = another big honkin mess to sweep up also.
Pictures! We need pictures! :java: (this is suppose to be a beer)
Reminds me of the time that I accidentally released my flock of pet hummingbirds at that badminton tournament. Boy, those tiny feathers can really stick to a sweaty polo shirt.
my 1 year old + a box of cornstarch he found (since he figured out how to work the baby locks) = big honkin mess to vaccum, sweep, and scrub off the table, chairs, sofa, carpet, and kitchen floor.
Cat with claws + morning wood = husband’s high pitched voice :limp: ❓
90 lb yellow lab pup + unsupervised in house after breaking fifth chain/leash and choker = broken window to get out, broken door to get back in cuz it’s too damn cold in the snow and shredded comforter to keep warm in the cold ass house since the window and door are now broken and wide open. ❓
Loving cat + Family of pigeons = Gift of dead pigeon placed lovingly at your feet. :puke:
Trespassing lost drunks + Devoted guard dog and cat = Mess you can’t clean up until the coroner and police get to your house. 😈
dancing + a shot of Kaluha = a stain that doesn’t look like it was caused by spilled alcohol
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