More people we dislike #15
Mean people who win the lottery. The cashier at Baja Fresh who continually gets my order wrong because, “There’s no other vegetarians.†Advertisers who are suffering from the delusion that…
More people we can safely dislike #15
The owners of American Girl dolls for being such bitches Mothers who ignore their child when it screams so loudly that banshees flee in terror. Mel Gibson, for proving once…
More people we dislike #14a
Women in front of me at the airport Xray who wear knee-high lace-up boots People who try to parallel park while on the cell phone The coworker who ate the…
More people we dislike #13: Long queue edition
The earth mother who holds up the entire queue by taking 18 minutes to arrange her carry-on in the overhead compartment, and then complains that the flight is late taking…
More people we dislike #12
Clueless men who wear Crocs with business suits to work. This cannot be allowed to continue and I beseech all my loyal readers to grievously harm anyone attempting this. The…
More people we can safely dislike #11
People from the South who claim that 78°F is "chilly". Hold up, son. You don't know what chilly is. Flight attendants who are more concerned with their nails than their…
More people we dislike #9: Airplane edition
The woman in the aisleway who prevents anyone from boarding the plane because she is busy art directing her luggage in the overhead compartment, rather than stuffing it in there…
More people we dislike #8: Pseudo-bodybuilders
Few things are more pathetic than body builders. Pseudo-bodybuilders are definitely more pathetic. Too arrogant to admit they aren't that built, but not dedicated enough to deform themselves through excessive…
More people we dislike #7
People who run their lawnmower/snowblower/leafblower before 9AM on a weekend. Guys who think the prison pants look is still in. People who turn their vehicles into walking advertisements for their…
More people we dislike #6: The unwashed masses
People who can't be bothered to flush the urinal or toilet. I have no interest in seeing what you left behind. Stop bragging. Coworkers who apologize for talking with their…
More people we dislike #5: Music Video Directors
A special breed of artist, the music video director fancies himself one day a real film director. This of course, will never happen unless someone writes a movie about a…
More people we can safely dislike #4
Ex-Marines who constantly say, "Hey. That's how we did it in the Corps." The guy who feels compelled to one-up every story anyone tells The masses who annually forget how…
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