Tag: dislike

Mean people who win the lottery. The cashier at Baja Fresh who continually gets my order wrong because, “There’s no other vegetarians.” Advertisers who are […]

The owners of American Girl dolls for being such bitches Mothers who ignore their child when it screams so loudly that banshees flee in terror. […]

Women in front of me at the airport Xray who wear knee-high lace-up boots People who try to parallel park while on the cell phone […]

The earth mother who holds up the entire queue by taking 18 minutes to arrange her carry-on in the overhead compartment, and then complains that […]

Clueless men who wear Crocs with business suits to work. This cannot be allowed to continue and I beseech all my loyal readers to grievously […]

People from the South who claim that 78°F is “chilly”. Hold up, son. You don’t know what chilly is. Flight attendants who are more concerned […]

The woman in the aisleway who prevents anyone from boarding the plane because she is busy art directing her luggage in the overhead compartment, rather […]

People who run their lawnmower/snowblower/leafblower before 9AM on a weekend. Guys who think the prison pants look is still in. People who turn their vehicles […]

People who can’t be bothered to flush the urinal or toilet. I have no interest in seeing what you left behind. Stop bragging. Coworkers who […]

A special breed of artist, the music video director fancies himself one day a real film director. This of course, will never happen unless someone […]

Ex-Marines who constantly say, “Hey. That’s how we did it in the Corps.” The guy who feels compelled to one-up every story anyone tells The […]