Children that have a complete meltdown in public and need to be dragged out because the little apes refuse to use their God-given legs. Sell these future Wal-Mart greeters on…
Mean people who win the lottery. The cashier at Baja Fresh who continually gets my order wrong because, “There’s no other vegetarians.†Advertisers who are suffering from the delusion that…
The owners of American Girl dolls for being such bitches Mothers who ignore their child when it screams so loudly that banshees flee in terror. Mel Gibson, for proving once…
Women in front of me at the airport Xray who wear knee-high lace-up boots People who try to parallel park while on the cell phone The coworker who ate the…
The earth mother who holds up the entire queue by taking 18 minutes to arrange her carry-on in the overhead compartment, and then complains that the flight is late taking…
Clueless men who wear Crocs with business suits to work. This cannot be allowed to continue and I beseech all my loyal readers to grievously harm anyone attempting this. The…
People from the South who claim that 78°F is "chilly". Hold up, son. You don't know what chilly is. Flight attendants who are more concerned with their nails than their…
The woman in the aisleway who prevents anyone from boarding the plane because she is busy art directing her luggage in the overhead compartment, rather than stuffing it in there…
Few things are more pathetic than body builders. Pseudo-bodybuilders are definitely more pathetic. Too arrogant to admit they aren't that built, but not dedicated enough to deform themselves through excessive…
People who run their lawnmower/snowblower/leafblower before 9AM on a weekend. Guys who think the prison pants look is still in. People who turn their vehicles into walking advertisements for their…
People who can't be bothered to flush the urinal or toilet. I have no interest in seeing what you left behind. Stop bragging. Coworkers who apologize for talking with their…
A special breed of artist, the music video director fancies himself one day a real film director. This of course, will never happen unless someone writes a movie about a…
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