Awesome vs. Not So Awesome
Awesome: Pulling a pair of jeans on, still hot from the dryer on a cold winter's morning. Not So Awesome: The metal button on the jeans is so hot, it sears your abdomen. Awesome: Using TweetDeck to automate Twitter on multiple accounts. Not So Awesome: Posting a highly personal tweet to your work account. Awesome: Watching your cat sit upright like Buddha. Not So Awesome: Realizing your cat just took a dump on your sofa and is sitting in it. Awesome: Putting fake eyebrows on your dog. Even More Awesome:Your fiancée taking pictures of it and posting it here. Photo…
10 Things Women Never Say
Do we have to get a puppy? I mean, look at that adorable tarantula! I just nuked a bitch. Your wedding dress is so fuckin' badass. Fuckin'-a right, I'm robbin' a bank! The dishes can wait. You need a lap dance. Cobra hunting? Be still, my heart! You don't have all I can eat. You know what I'd like? Some creepy, single guy to follow me around with an upskirt cam all day. Only 3,600 calories? Supersize that shit! I'll fucking starve on that. Yes, dear. I'm completely satisfied.
10 Words Men Never Use
Merriment Cherish Giddy Scrumptious Sparkly Vag Toodles Precious Pocketbook Slacks What words would you add to this list?
Everything I Learned About Homes, I Learned from HGTV
If you don't have an island in your kitchen, your home will never sell. Buyers want an island. If you have the wrong kind of island in your kitchen, you'll ruin your home No one will want to buy it. Laminate flooring is a high quality, inexpensive material to give you the look of real tile for less. Laminate floors look cheap and will lower the value of your home. You really should have gone with real tile. Use purple and orange pillows, paired with lots of candles for the look of a plush, Moroccan getaway. The Moroccan look is…
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