Year: 2009
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What a fish in an aquarium is thinking
Ohhhhh geez. What’s with the florescent light, buddy? I would kill for some eyelids right about now. [swims a bit] Christ on a crutch. Dere’s dat damn Pufferfish again. Swimming by my filter tube! Don’t he know that’s my turf? I better shows him who’s boss around here. [swims up] Hey! Yo, Puffie! Yeah, you.…
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This is Texas
Actually, this is The Cove, a very cool little restaurant in San Antonio that I ate at last Tuesday. Amazing food. Just don’t get how the laundromat fits in.
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Friday Question #13
What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you while driving? I ask because while driving home from the airport yesterday, a large Wolf Spider jumped off my visor and landed on my forearm
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Friday Question #12
Do you have any photos online that you rather wish weren’t?
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What Your Language Sounds Like To Me
Possibly the most offensive post I have ever written. But since I am picking on everyone’s language, it’s sort of equal opportunity offensiveness. Enjoy! Farsi: Like a Spaniard with Downs Syndrome is reciting the German alphabet while eating toast Welsh: Like a foppish Englishman with a cleft palette is choking on a spider Vietnamese: I…
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Starbucks BINGO
Click on image for larger version. Here’s a downloadable PDF version. Please feel free to repost or share if you want to.
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Song of Solomon, Deconstructed
If you’ve ever read the Song of Solomon in the bible—a love poem between two lovers—then you’ve read one of the weirdest books ever. The way the woman is described makes her sound like something only H.P. Lovecraft could conceive of. In fact, this guy may have been writing about Cthulhu. If I told my…
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Drive a bench. Look cool.
If I knew in high school that all I had to do to look cool was drive a bench…
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