If I knew in high school that all I had to do to look cool was drive a bench…
Drive a bench. Look cool.
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Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench. 😛
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[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ??? -
Annie B you wartm the cockles of me heart
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thats’ warm
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[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? 😉 -
Just let me drive… gear shift knob or not
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[quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… 😉
[quote comment=”633618″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-)[/quote]Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant. 😛 :kiss: :love:
I do love warm cockles fruf :wang:
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[quote comment=”633621″][quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… 😉
[quote comment=”633618″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-)[/quote]Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant.
😛
:kiss:
:love:
I do love warm cockles fruf
:wang:[/quote]
AnnieB – I can’t help myself, my mother was a teacher -
My other car is a Mercedes Bench. 😛
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[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.
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[quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
How do you benchmark that in testing? -
[quote comment=”633628″][quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]Nevermind the benchmark, be careful of splinters!
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[quote comment=”633628″][quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]I’ve got a test and configuration to evaluate the performance of your hardware, which would of course involve my software, if you think you’re up to it… 😛
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StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch 😛
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Hey you guys get a room…..with a bench and well Dammit I’m not getting any work done!
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latest in bench technologies…stirrups and mirrors
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[quote comment=”633632″]StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch :P[/quote]
Oh thanks – I just spewed on my keyboard (You figure it out!) -
[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
P.S. I’ll bring some sandpaper, “just in case” and some warm towels for afterwards. 😛 -
Hey, AnnieB, was anyone in the park when you were doing all this bench riding? 😮 :wang: :kiss: :wtf:
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I’d look cool skating you in all your glory
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The bench
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[quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]Ooh. I think I read a book by that title. It was lesbian erotica. :wang: 😛 😀 😛
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Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench. 😛
[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???
Annie B you wartm the cockles of me heart
thats’ warm
[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? 😉
Just let me drive… gear shift knob or not
[quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]
Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… 😉
[quote comment=”633618″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-)[/quote]
Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant. 😛 :kiss: :love:
I do love warm cockles fruf :wang:
[quote comment=”633621″][quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]
Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… 😉
[quote comment=”633618″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-)[/quote]
Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant.
😛
:kiss:
:love:
I do love warm cockles fruf
:wang:[/quote]
AnnieB – I can’t help myself, my mother was a teacher
My other car is a Mercedes Bench. 😛
[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.
[quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
How do you benchmark that in testing?
[quote comment=”633628″][quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]
Nevermind the benchmark, be careful of splinters!
[quote comment=”633628″][quote comment=”633624″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]
I’ve got a test and configuration to evaluate the performance of your hardware, which would of course involve my software, if you think you’re up to it… 😛
StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch 😛
Hey you guys get a room…..with a bench and well Dammit I’m not getting any work done!
latest in bench technologies…stirrups and mirrors
[quote comment=”633632″]StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch :P[/quote]
Oh thanks – I just spewed on my keyboard (You figure it out!)
[quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
P.S. I’ll bring some sandpaper, “just in case” and some warm towels for afterwards. 😛
Hey, AnnieB, was anyone in the park when you were doing all this bench riding? 😮 :wang: :kiss: :wtf:
I’d look cool skating you in all your glory
The bench
[quote comment=”633615″][quote comment=”633613″]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.
:P[/quote]
– – – – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]
Ooh. I think I read a book by that title. It was lesbian erotica. :wang: 😛 😀 😛