Year: 2006

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    Longtime readers may recall an incident in December, 2004 involving my neighbor leaving her thong on the welcome mat. On Friday evening, I heard her and two of her drunk girlfriends stumbling up the stairs. After a lot of giggling and swearing, I clearly heard my neighbor plead, “Don’t pee in the cup! I’ll find…

  • You folks is weird.

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  • Notes to Self, No. 5,890-5,895

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  • Why I hate local news coverage, II

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