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Complete this Sentence, #33

By Davezilla 23 April, 2006Uncategorized39 Comments

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Things to write on check memos

By Davezilla 22 April, 2006Observations47 Comments

Things to write on check memos That's cheque memos to my readers abroad. When writing a check for an unpleasant bill, there are subtle things you can do to amuse yourself, while confusing those on the receiving end. Add any I've missed. You're fired I'm still sore from last night Devil Clowns are making me write this You left something by my bed I knew you liked puppies, but not that way… I heard about your little accident Congratulations on "coming out" to your office My water broke; hurry! I gave head to a lemur What's that smell? Is that…

Overheard: Solving World Hunger Edition

By Davezilla 21 April, 2006Observations50 Comments

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By Davezilla 20 April, 2006Caption Time63 Comments

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By Davezilla 19 April, 2006Uncategorized59 Comments

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Damn the centipedes

By Davezilla 18 April, 2006Observations51 Comments

I thought about the comments from yesterday's Link of the Day. Centipedes are freakish and wrong. Especially that one. I dug up some facts about it: Giant Centipedes are responsible for the Stock Market Crash of 1929 Giant Centipedes steal your identity Giant Centipedes leave the refrigerator door open all night Giant Centipedes cause seven years bad luck Giant Centipedes ate the last brownie Giant Centipedes left the seat up on the toilet Giant Centipedes never fill up the tank when they borrow the car Giant Centipedes call 900 numbers during peak hours Giant Centipedes download illegal MP3s using your…

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By Davezilla 17 April, 2006Uncategorized37 Comments

Elvis Hipster

By Davezilla 16 April, 2006Uncategorized26 Comments

Caption Time #106

By Davezilla 15 April, 2006Caption Time44 Comments

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By Davezilla 14 April, 2006Observations61 Comments

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Complete this Sentence, #32

By Davezilla 13 April, 2006Uncategorized80 Comments

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By Davezilla 12 April, 2006Uncategorized60 Comments

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