That shit don’t count an’ you know it.

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61 responses to “That shit don’t count an’ you know it.”

1. 

   13 April, 2006

   Simon7

   his wife’s a lucky lucky girl… I bet she’s the envy of all her friends.

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   13 April, 2006

   JFLY

   With that reasoning he’d be a child molester too, wouldn’t he? What a bonehead….

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   13 April, 2006

   Master Solace

   I don’t know what to say about this…give me a little…

   But the link for the day…nice video…a lot better than “Night of Fire”…

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4. 

   13 April, 2006

   TheFaramir

   So…how do you end up in such conversations with such people, anyhow?

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5. 

   13 April, 2006

   Ace

   And hey drive away in a car, off to a remote place so he can love her tender.

   It’s like the finnish Donnie and Marie with the Mickey Mouse club doing a tribute to Grease.

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6. 

   13 April, 2006

   Master Solace

   [Comment ID #42934 will be quoted here]

   Dave’s lucky like that…

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7. 

   13 April, 2006

   b-dizzy

   Wow… that really is the best music video ever! For some reason I have a thought in my head though. Why can I picture Benny Hill and Jackie Wright doing a dance and comedy routine to it?

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8. 

   13 April, 2006

   Kwade

   Dougie sounds like a load of fun…..er just a load of…..(insert your own phrase here) 🙄

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9. 

   14 April, 2006

   JFLY

   Better warn him that kissing his mom qualifies as incest!

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10. 

    14 April, 2006

    benendetto

    im still in a state of shock from night of fire

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11. 

    14 April, 2006

    benendetto

    i have a 4 questions
    1. What about tomarrow?
    2. How can i be sure your not pretender?
    3. Your lips are taste of wine? (is she an alchoholic?)
    4. WHAT THE FUCK???

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12. 

    14 April, 2006

    Marcus

    And we wonder why we don’t seem to be moving ahead. I think that we should encourage natural selection. I also recommend removing the thumbs and sterilization. Eugenics is the way to go. 😆 :wtf: 😆 :wtf:

    The video, ABBA with bad lyrics and music. Let’s all vomit together. Someone should ban that video and Night of Fire from the public. My ears hurt and they are bleeding.

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13. 

    14 April, 2006

    Becky

    no comment :puke:

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14. 

    14 April, 2006

    Driver

    I wish I could dance with the red pants squad , they gave me boogie fever 😛 :wtf:

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15. 

    14 April, 2006

    prtyprincess

    I think I agree with JFLY,Deep girl, deep. 😆

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16. 

    14 April, 2006

    Nikki

    The mental image I have of this man is charming.

    Also, who knew the Finnish had such snappy dance moves? Did they choreograph this on the fly?

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17. 

    14 April, 2006

    bhamm

    Wow. I just have to say, I’m impressed this guy is even married. Gotta be honest with you, I really can’t see an appropriate come-on line coming out of this guy unless it included the word “alcohol”, “rich”, or “10 inches”.

    BHamm’s new words of wisdom to live by: “That shit make you faggot.”

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18. 

    14 April, 2006

    Craig

    Hello everyone, this is god. Do not pay any attention to dougie, those moves will not make you “faggot”. See you in a couple of days!”

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19. 

    14 April, 2006

    mitch

    Dave, there are days when I worry about your soul. Today’s not one of them. Your exquisite use of pre-Wittenstein logic to disorient and confuse your friend Dougie, was masterful. You, my friend, are so full of shit…but in a good way.

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20. 

    14 April, 2006

    Merth

    :dead:

    I swear I live in a protective bubble. I cannot believe there are people like this alive in the world today.

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21. 

    14 April, 2006

    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #43024 will be quoted here]

    Mitch, if you’re going to attempt to intellectually berate me, at least get the philosopher’s name correct. It’s Wittgenstein. 😛

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22. 

    14 April, 2006

    bella

    this doesn’t count for three reasons:
    1. she doesn’t have to be a lesbian, she can be bi
    2.its just being horny, some girls get turned on enough to do watever u want them to do
    3. what guy would really care if she’s lesbian or not, he’s married to some kinky bitch

    DUH!!!! 🙄

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23. 

    14 April, 2006

    lucygoosy2004

    Was that an actual conversation??? I guess this guy hasnt seen “Brokeback Mountain”. It takes more than kissing a woman to make a man gay!!Like a tryst in a tent while herding sheep!!! :wang:

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24. 

    14 April, 2006

    Mandy

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    You’re missing the point entirely, Bella. 🙄 Is school out or something?

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25. 

    14 April, 2006

    Nikki

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    Spring break.

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26. 

    14 April, 2006

    Sue Donim

    Oh Rexy, you’re so sexy! Rex Manning lives!

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27. 

    14 April, 2006

    Jeffro

    I wonder if Dougie kisses his wife? Wouldn’t that make him a “faggot”? Unless his wife doesn’t go down on him. I have never encouraged a woman NOT to do that but in this situation…
    I wonder how dougie feels about snowballin’ ?

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28. 

    14 April, 2006

    family jules

    A good friend of mine reminds me at times like this….

    “Never try to teach a pig to sing, it’s a waste of your time and it only irritates the pig.”

    He also tells me, “Never play with the crazy people.” I try, but their logic (or lack thereof) is so damn amusing sometimes!

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29. 

    14 April, 2006

    benendetto

    bi people piss me off. I mean come on make up your mind are you straight or homosexual. :troll:

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30. 

    14 April, 2006

    MrDoug

    I am glad that Dave’s pal is trying to take care of him warning him the dangers of Dave being made into a faggot. Is this a painful process? What does it entail? Banjo music? Men named bubba? I think you need to find out more from Douggie, worst case we can have enough info to start a new cult in the south.

    Today is: National Pecan Day …
    How is it pronounced? Pee Can? Puh Con?

    Anyone help me with this?

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31. 

    14 April, 2006

    joeho

    if that makes me a fagot then i’m a raving faggot 😮

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32. 

    14 April, 2006

    kate

    how do i get apicture on te side of my name oh and nice dave why must YOU know all the crazie ppl just once i would love to meet the ppl you talk to eh?.

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33. 

    14 April, 2006

    April

    His logic makes no sense. Gay men don’t like eating pussy; therefore isn’t he the “faggot”?

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34. 

    14 April, 2006

    Darrell

    [Comment ID #42939 will be quoted here]

    …and we all know where his mom’s mouth has been…

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35. 

    14 April, 2006

    Master Solace

    [Comment ID #43052 will be quoted here]

    I have no problem with it…bi girls bring friends, they don’t care if YOU bring friends…but you have to share… :wang: 😈

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36. 

    14 April, 2006

    April

    LMAO. Okay just saw the video. I’m with Sue. Rex Manning lives!

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37. 

    14 April, 2006

    Master Solace

    And this goes with the unintentional conversation from yesterday…Pee-Wee Herman had two movies…but the first one, “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure”, is important in a different way…it was the directorial debut of Tim Burton…the same Tim Burton responsible for “Edward Scissorhands”, “Batman”, etc…we all know the movies from Tim Burton…thought I’d pass that piece of info along…
    :geek:

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38. 

    14 April, 2006

    dougieace

    by that logic looks like i cant eat dirt anymore.

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39. 

    14 April, 2006

    Master Solace

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    :wtf:

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40. 

    14 April, 2006

    Peaches

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    Its a matter of preference……..just like Carribean………but I say “Puhcon”

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41. 

    14 April, 2006

    Jeffro

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    One too few times I’d say. Dougie is one load his momma should have swallowed.

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42. 

    14 April, 2006

    Peaches

    He gives the word homophobic a new meaning entirely.
    Where did you find this guy, Dave?

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43. 

    14 April, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #43070 will be quoted here]

    Hmmm… and I say, “Car i BEE an”. How can we be so far apart?

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44. 

    14 April, 2006

    carolyn

    dude sounds like a jerk. and an idiot

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45. 

    14 April, 2006

    paddlepoplion

    New get out of jail free card!

    “Your honor, That shit don’t count an’ you know it.”

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46. 

    14 April, 2006

    starhealer

    [Comment ID #43052 will be quoted here] hey don’t pick on us we just arn’t picky enufe to chose!

    😈

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47. 

    14 April, 2006

    Kate

    dave you are a babe thnx for the help you rock and you are so meen to dougie i must learn your ways. 🙂 😀 🙄

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48. 

    14 April, 2006

    MrStitch

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I would almost be willing to bet MTV would get better ratings if they actually played these videos again.

    ehehah… I’d probably watch. 😀

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49. 

    14 April, 2006

    MrStitch

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I would almost be willing to bet MTV would get better ratings if they actually played these videos again.

    ehehah… I’d probably watch.

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50. 

    14 April, 2006

    MrStitch

    Sorry…. WordPress didn’t like something and i re-posted. Something about ‘Couldn’t post header, blah blah blah’

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51. 

    14 April, 2006

    Spud

    Mother always said “… try not to have conversations withe idiots dear, people observing may not know who is the idiot”

    Mother was usually right.

    :geek:

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52. 

    14 April, 2006

    Marcus

    [Comment ID #43063 will be quoted here]

    You behave young man or I am going to send you to your room with no supper, tequila, or Mary Jane. Stop talking about PeeWee you naughty naughty little boy. No more wire hangers for you. 👿 😈 I knew you were a lesbian… you broke you mama’s heart. Oh, sorry, just gas. 😆 :wtf:

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53. 

    14 April, 2006

    Meagan

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    “Say no more, mon amour. Say no more, mon amour. Say no more, MON AMOUR!”

    😛 😛

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54. 

    14 April, 2006

    CroneWynd

    “Snatch” “Faggot” Incredibly bad grammar skills???
    This guy came from a very, very, very shallow gene pool, which needs a large splash of chlorine.

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55. 

    14 April, 2006

    gator

    I think dougie should try to keep his hands away from his mouth because with that kind of reasoning I’m sure he spends alot of time with his :wang: in his hands.

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56. 

    15 April, 2006

    djemm

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    Preach !!!

    :wang: :wang:

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57. 

    15 April, 2006

    |nsan|ty

    [Comment ID #42939 will be quoted here]
    His mom should have swallowed that night…..

    😕

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58. 

    15 April, 2006

    |nsan|ty

    I think Dave made Dougie watch the video before they had this conversation.

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59. 

    15 April, 2006

    Davezilla

    [Comment ID #42934 will be quoted here]

    I’m not afraid to go to any place I see weird, old coots hanging out. The more run down the place is, the better the freak watching—with one exception. For some reason, the freaks all be lovin’ Starbucks. Don’t ask me what that’s all about. Haven’t a clue.

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60. 

    15 April, 2006

    Mandy

    Just don’t turn into one of those old coots, Dave 😛

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61. 

    15 April, 2006

    brianne

    i feel really sorry for his wife…….. and i wonder if he is the true faggot,hmmmm faggots dont like going down .. he doesnt like going down……… coincidence???? 😀 :wtf:

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