Tag: Observations
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Lamest Super-powers to have
The ability to remove the fizz from all carbonated beverages in a two mile radius The ability to destroy two evils that have plagued mankind for ages: soap scum and dust bunnies A duo with the ability to turn themselves into a tasteful pair of Pottery Barn book ends The ability to warp time such…
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Complete this sentence, #39
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Risky things to do on Thanksgiving Day
Stuff the turkey with packing peanuts Schedule the cable TV to be disconnected during the 3rd quarter of the game Replace your grandparents’ decaf with double espresso Melt double salt licorice in the mashed potatoes. You know, for kids! If asked to bring pie and whipped cream, show up naked under a trenchcoat with several…
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What I’ve learned from cats
New shoes are the natural repository for cats to vomit into Your current reading material is the most comfortable place to take a nap There is no cupboard door made that cannot be pried open with a paw The ideal surface for removing clingy cat litter from paws is a laptop keyboard If it can…
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Getting rid of unwanted holiday guests
When the holidays come around, we are once again called upon to perform a duty which I feel should be made illegal as soon as possible: entertaining relatives. As that is not likely to happen in my lifetime, it is incumbent upon us to take matters in our own hands. Here are some solutions I…
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OK, OK. You can upload pics of your butt.
I’ve received numerous comments and emails requesting the ability for you lovely readers to upload photos. That’s coming, believe me. In the meantime, I started a fan page on Facebook for Fans of Davezilla, the Zilla Girls and Zilla Guys. Feel free to upload all manner of personal pics there until I get this site…
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More people we dislike #17
The Brotherhood of Bikers: In my town, there is a rather extensive gang of “Christian Bikers” known collectively as Riders for the Son. Perhaps I didn’t pay enough attention in Sunday School, but I don’t recall Jesus requesting his followers to ride Harleys and fuck shit up. I am Metrosexual. Hear me score. Look, I…
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Complete this sentence, #38
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More people we dislike #16
Children that have a complete meltdown in public and need to be dragged out because the little apes refuse to use their God-given legs. Sell these future Wal-Mart greeters on the Black Market. Or eBay. Do it now. Anyone who needs more than five attempts to parallel park. These inbreds need to have their licenses…
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You dick!
I don’t know what’s with kids these days. A young girl approaches me as I am working at my laptop at Starbucks. She tells me she is in second grade and would I like to buy some candy bars for her school. Me: “Sure, how much are they?” Girl: “They three dollar each or three…
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