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19 March, 2006Posted inUncategorized79 Comments
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18 March, 2006Posted inUncategorized76 Comments
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13 March, 2006Posted inUncategorized55 Comments
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You folks is weird.

05 March, 2006Posted inUncategorized56 Comments

I’ve seen some odd pics from you in the past, but you outdid yourselves this time. I’m not sure how many of them I believe are legit…

Impressive. Some are safe, some not so much, which is why I am hiding them in the excerpt. I don’t want anyone fired. 😛

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Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites

09 January, 2006Posted inObservations38 Comments
Once upon a time, Davezilla went to the Auto Show. There he met Seven Snow Whites living in the Cadillac exhibit. They were sweet and let him take their picture. They let a lot of men take their picture, in fact. Their names were DopedUp, Grungy, Suc, Clappy, Flashful, Sleazy and Creepy (the one on the far right). The Seven Snow Whites were having a lovely time posing for cameras and showing a bit too much skin, when who should stroll along, but a magical Dwarf who looked remarkably like the offspring of Ron Jeremy and a fig. The Dwarf…

Seen at the Polish Christmas Carp Festival

28 December, 2005Posted inUncategorized18 Comments
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Marilyn Manson’s Grandmother

27 November, 2005Posted inUncategorized19 Comments
Today, I saw this. She had apparently just made a stop in Noir Leather (local S&M boutique) for a miniskirt and some knee-high leather fuckme boots. This would normally be kind of hot except that she was well over 50 and had doughy jowls that hung like turkey wattles. The 80s padded shoulders, topped with a goose-down vest just sort of made the entire thing … well, laughable. If Carson Kressley had seen her, he would have imploded instantly. My guess is she's either going through a mid-life crisis (yes, women can get them, too), or is actually Marilyn Manson's…

Cindy says

11 October, 2005Posted inObservations63 Comments
I apologize for not having a photo to accompany this post. Really. The best freak in my entire Freak Watching career apears and I am without camera. Shameful. For weeks now, the baristas at a certain major coffee chain have been bugging me to get a photograph of Joan. Joan is a transvestite, which to me does not qualify as a freak. I see nothing wrong with cross-dressing. Then I met Joan. Picture Abe Vigoda in a skirt. Add a second-hand, puce sweater and dowdy, brown skirt. Oh, and a talking purse named Cindy. Cindy doesn't really talk, or at…