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New books for my kids

Since they love animal book so much…

  • Lady and the Tramp book with the title changed to say Can I lick Your Asshole?
    Can I lick Your Asshole?
  • Fake book title: Let’s Draw a Dick on Him
    Let’s Draw a Dick on Him
  • Fake book title: Charlotte’s Webcam
    Charlotte’s Webcam
  • Fake book title: Because we’re a Catholic!
    Because we’re a Catholic!
Posted byDavezilla19 January, 201919 January, 2019Posted inObservations

So many Brazilian

How many is a Brazilian?
Posted byDavezilla18 January, 201918 January, 2019Posted inCartoonsTags: Barbie, brazilian, slut

I hate when that happens

Yeah, it seems like a great idea to have a Ouija board carpet, until your Roomba vacuum accidentally summons the Devil!
Posted byDavezilla13 January, 201912 January, 2019Posted inObservationsTags: devil, devil worship, Roomba

Kepchup

Choose your fighter
Posted byDavezilla11 January, 201905 January, 2019Posted inObservations

No thanks

Meme - Do you want to learn to play the banjo?
Posted byDavezilla09 January, 201905 January, 2019Posted inObservations

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