Dear Satan,

Seeing as how the world and its population have changed dramatically over the centuries, I have some suggestions for you on expanding Hell to accommodate some of Earth’s newer denizens. Please add new sections to Hell for the following: Cyber Squatters who hold onto URLs. Double Dippers at parties. People who park in handicapped spots […]
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That headache after being stoned
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Every HGTV episode. Ever.

First time buyers, Jeremy and Meagan have been looking at stately mansions in California’s pricey Sonoma Wine Country. Their must-haves include an Olympic swimming pool, a 1/4 mile dog kennel run, and a finished basement they can play regulation ice hockey in.” “Meagan is a stay-at-home, Mommy blogger who sends lots of empowering messages to […]
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It’s science!
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Lies clients (still) tell freelancers

“When we go IPO, your cut will be huge.” “This is the kind of project that will make your career. You can practically write your own future after this.” “I need you to do me a solid on this one. I know it’s a nothing budget and the turnaround time is physically impossible, but this […]
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Is that butter?
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I fucking can’t!
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I am losing the will to live
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The very last time
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HUG WE THE BEAR
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If Shakespeare was alive today…

As You Liked It Reddit, the III MacBeth Pro A Comedy of Autocorrect Errors The Two Gentlemen of Grindr Much Ado About SnapChat Pericles, Prince of Tinder The Scary Hoes of Windsor The Taming of the Autocorrect  A Yelper’s Complaint Please add more to this list!
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They see me rolling…
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