Every HGTV episode. Ever.

Every HGTV episode. Ever.

First time buyers, Jeremy and Meagan have been looking at stately mansions in California’s pricey Sonoma Wine Country. Their must-haves include an Olympic swimming pool, a 1/4 mile dog kennel run, and a finished basement they can play regulation ice hockey in.” “Meagan is a stay-at-home, Mommy blogger who sends lots of empowering messages to girls on Snapchat. Jeremy is a part-time marionette operator.” House No. 1 MEAGAN: “A grill? Oh no. No. Children are cooked and eaten on grills every year. Hard pass on this one.” [Camera cuts to Jeremy alone on someone else’s driveway] JEREMY: “This house is…
William Shakespeare

If Shakespeare was alive today…

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