“UFO-Shaped”. Uh huh. Sure. UFO.

A giant, flying vagina was seen hovering over Turkey last week.

A giant, flying vagina was seen over Turkey last week.

Several Turkish incels died trying to jump high enough to have wanton sex with the cloud that “owed them” and “was asking for it.” Several news outlets misidentified the cloud as being “UFO-Shaped” when it was clearly a gigantic vagina taunting the residents of Bursa, Turkey.

The media tried to mislead the public by claiming it was a lenticular cloud, which we all know is a slanted media dog whistle for A GIANT FLYING VAGINA.