Nothing to see here folks

In the interest of job preservation, I have never blogged about work. I'm going to tonight, but I am not pulling a Dooce. This is just something odd that happened today. My fiancée and I both work at the same agency, but on different floors. I went up after work to see what time she was leaving since it was well after 5:00. The janitor was curled up in a chair, moaning slowly like, "Ohhhhhhhhh, Ughhhhhhhhh…" as if in extreme pain. I walked over and tapped her on the shoulder. Me: "Miss, are you, OK?" Janitor: "Dammit! Can't you see…

Google has some interesting autofill suggestions

Ever noticed how Google will start to autofill suggestions as you type? This can lead to some pretty weird suggestions (which means all of us are typing in some really weird things numerous times). This is what I got by typing in "what are these s" and waiting for it to suggest something. Some other fun ones to try: what are these p; 4th result is, "What are these purple boxes in trees?" what are these t; 6th result is, "What are these things on my face?" why did you a; 3rd result is, "Why did you apply methylene blue…