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“I’ll have a small Coke, no onions.” “What wine goes with that?” “I don’t know what I want. You pick.” “I’m not wearing underwear.” Do you have kids’ meals?” [wait for response] “No, I meant for goats.” “Do you come here often?” “Will you walk my dog for me?” “Can you hear me now?” “May…

Ever notice that littlest things can be the most annoying? For example: Eating a decent bowl of clam chowder and suddenly biting into sand Walking through a yard and getting a single strand of spiderweb across your cheek, which means you will be feeling the damned thing for the next two hours Watching someone speak…

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I’m not normally one to post memes here, but I was tagged by the famous Joe Lamantia, so I couldn’t say no. Four jobs I’ve had Four movies I can watch over and over Four places I’ve lived Four TV shows I love Four places I’ve vacationed Four of my favorite dishes Four sites I…