Category: Announcements

  • Caption Time #294

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    Apparently it’s gross out day on Davezilla. The photo, link and video are all going to make you queasy.

  • Survey Results

    Thank you for taking the poll! 1,240 of you responded. Here is how you responded: 48% of you want stripper poles 43% of you want polls brought back 47% of you want to use your Facebook logins 34% of you want to use the Google logins that were in the sidebar 18% of you are…

  • Eep!

    So my site seems to have been compromised by clever spammers. Not sure how they got in, but they managed to insert hidden code into thousands of posts that I now have to manually remove. Somehow it is affecting my sidebar and footer as well. The site isn’t showing any PHP errors, but the site…

  • Still Alive

    I haven’t forgotten about you, dear readers and I have several post ideas and tons of photos. I’ve just been traveling so much for work that I never get a free moment to blog. I also have more travel Monday and Tuesday, so please don’t rob me.

  • Now you can send me pictures!

    I get a lot of email from you readers. A lot a lot. Most of it is really entertaining and I’d say 50% of it is too naughty for this site to publish. That said, many of you want to send me pictures and links, but don’t have my email address, and to minimize spam,…

  • CD Covers!

    Hey kids, the CD covers you all made are finally up! Check ’em out! They are a permanent tab in the navigation above.

  • Bye-bye, sumbitch

    Bush leaves the Oval Office today and in completely unrelated news, a feces-throwing monkey is on the loose.

  • Mr Sensitive? You BET!

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    The other day I made a comment to someone that got an unanticipated response (I know, right, me saying something that bothers someone? how … odd). I suggested that if superpowers were on the bartering table, I would see my way through to selling my soul. I mean, superpowers. Come on. Who wouldn’t want that. Even…

  • Where’s the freaks?

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    Many of you have emailed me asking what happened to the Freak Watchers site. Well, it is temporarily down. The site was compromised some time this weekend by a rather unscrupulous hacker. Every time you went to the site, Career Builder came up within my domain. Career Builder! Ridiculous. So… the site will remain offline…

  • Halloween Costume Suggestion #2

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  • How not to eat sushi

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    I ate sushi at Katana in Royal Oak last night. Katana used to be a very trendy spot—almost pickup joint—with beautiful people and even more beautiful waitresses. Granted, I have not eaten there in six months and things seemed to have changed. At first I thought I was in a Sopranos episode. Every table save…