Year: 2009
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Jelly of the Damned
These type of ads from the 1950s really disturb the living hell outta me. Her peg-like teeth are ready to devour her mother’s soft, fleshy hands. Much tastier than the jelly, which seems to be made from freshly crushed dog livers. This child is to be feared and burned at the stake. Her head must…
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Friday Question #4
Which celebrity do your family and friends say you most resemble?
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Things I Learned from Sports Movies
What have you learned from Sports Movies?
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What’s in your background check?
I once ran a background check on myself. Hey, I don’t always know where I’ve been. Most of it was fairly straightforward (previous addresses, phone numbers, tax records, etc.) but a few things arose that totally threw me. How did they know these things? For instance, they knew… …that I roll the toilet paper over,…
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