Year: 2008
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One President to Rule them All
Wow, I should have posted more drinking rules for last night’s Presidential debate. We could have been hammered from the following observations: One beer every time McCain said “My preciousssssss, I mean, my friennnnds.” One beer every time Obama ran over the one minute speaking limit One beer every time McCain hunched over and slunk…
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VP Debate Drinking Rules
Tonight is the debate between Vice Presidential nominees, Sarah Palin (R) and Joe Biden (D). It promises to be a bloodbath. Let’s all establish some drinking rules. Please add any I’ve missed: Debate Drinking Rule #1: 1 beer every time they interrupt each other. Debate Drinking Rule #2: 1 beer every time she mentions hockey,…
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Horseshit?
Some influential bloggers have been wafting back and forth as to whether or not McCain said “horseshit” live during the debates. I am offering up some possibilities. Listen to the audio yourself and decide then leave your translation in the comments, puh-leeeze. Horschack Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego Horse Radish Whore’s tit Hoary Marmot Attention Whore Morse…
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Gumbolaya
Me: “May I have a cup of corn chowder with that?” Waitress: “We don’t have the chowder today. We have Chili and Gumbolaya.” Me: “Gumbo-laya? Did you mean Gumbo or Jambalaya?” Waitress: “Yes, Gumbolaya.” [Lizz stares across the table at me, wide-eyed] Me: “OK, I’ll try some, if only to see what it is.” [Waitress…
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