Year: 2008

  • Where I was all weekend, Part I

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    Lizz and I took a much needed vacation up north this weekend. I had planned a month in advance to get a romantic Bed & Breakfast for the Fourth of July weekend. Sadly, my favorite B&B gets booked up three months ahead so I booked with another place. The week of, I got a panicked…

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  • Caption Time #239

    Spotted these two the other day. The “female” on the left actually changed her shirt out on the sidewalk. I nearly threw up. Apologies for the dirty window spots showing up.

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  • Minimum Required Asshole Distance

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  • Ride the Goatse 2!

    Image via Queen Rosebud

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  • Caption Time #237

    Saw this guy walking around downtown Royal Oak. I love my town.

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  • I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that one

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    Image via Rick. In case you’re wondering, this is actually an old Lysol ad. Just think. Women used to douche with Lysol. No wonder our grandparents hated sex.

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  • Ride the Goatse!

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  • Thank Ghod!

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  • (Sorry, away at a convention. Pics to follow)

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  • Soak Zone

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    Lizz and I had sushi at a swanky jazz club last night. Seated near Lizz was a rather large and beastly woman. Midway through her meal, the woman sneezed. And what a sneeze! She attempted to cover her mouth, but this only succeeded in deflecting the spray that was to come into cone-like soak zone,…

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  • The love that dare not speak its name

    Image by gsw

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