Woody Allen Style Cliché Contest

Remember how Woody Allen would always mix together clichés in his movies? Me too. To honor that concept, I am having a contest for the best mixed cliché, Woody Allen style. Winner (as judged by you) will get an original cartoon by me mailed to them and the winner gets to pick the subject matter. Anything goes. Example: "A stitch in time uh… saved nine mothers from uh, inventing a really bad sewing machine."

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