Year: 2006

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I’m not normally one to post memes here, but I was tagged by the famous Joe Lamantia, so I couldn’t say no. Four jobs I’ve had Four movies I can watch over and over Four places I’ve lived Four TV shows I love Four places I’ve vacationed Four of my favorite dishes Four sites I…

The next time you feel chilly, check to see if you are wearing a shirt. If yes, proceed to 1. If not, proceed to 2. If neither, proceed to 3. If you are wearing a shirt and still chilly, the balcony door is open or the cat is plotting world domination. If you are not…