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Complete this Sentence, #31

By Davezilla 10 February, 2006Observations44 Comments

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By Davezilla 09 February, 2006Observations33 Comments

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By Davezilla 08 February, 2006Caption Time41 Comments

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How to drive in winter

By Davezilla 07 February, 2006Observations27 Comments

Always have an ample supply of junk food at hand Be mindful of other drivers Use turn signals frequently Play restful music to soothe nerves When weather worsens: Begin furiously slamming down junk food, especially those little Hershey's Miniatures Remember that other drivers are not as important as you are Use horn frequently and accelerate to the drier lane as quickly as possible Remove CD after hearing it four times. Hurl into back seat with great force Drop last Hershey's Miniature under front seat Attempt to steer with knee while looking under seat for Miniature Swerve to avoid oncoming traffic…

Caption Time #96

By Davezilla 06 February, 2006Caption Time37 Comments

Note to Self, No. 5,811

By Davezilla 05 February, 2006Observations20 Comments

The next time you go to the laundromat, ensure that the box of Arm & Hammer you are taking with you is detergent—not cat litter. That was embarrassing.

Four things meme

By Davezilla 04 February, 2006Observations29 Comments

I'm not normally one to post memes here, but I was tagged by the famous Joe Lamantia, so I couldn't say no. Four jobs I've had Pet store manager Illustrator Web Designer Information Architect Four movies I can watch over and over Raising Arizona The Wicker Man Serenity Resident Evil Four places I've lived Darien, Connecticut Birmingham, Michigan Detroit, Michigan Royal Oak, Michigan Four TV shows I love Myth Busters The Office Daily Show Walking with Dinosaurs Four places Iâ€™ve vacationed San Francisco, California Vancouver, British Columbia Boca Raton , Florida Toronto, Ontario Four of my favorite dishes Dal Curry…

Caption Time #95

By Davezilla 03 February, 2006Caption Time42 Comments

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12th Annual Outside Thong Competition

By Davezilla 02 February, 2006wtf53 Comments

Honk!

By Davezilla 01 February, 2006Uncategorized48 Comments

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Note to Self, No. 5,804

By Davezilla 31 January, 2006Observations33 Comments

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Caption Time #94

By Davezilla 30 January, 2006Caption Time55 Comments