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Working out is hard!

By Davezilla 18 March, 2006Uncategorized76 Comments

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By Davezilla 17 March, 2006Uncategorized66 Comments

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Note to Self, No. 6,001

By Davezilla 16 March, 2006Observations103 Comments

The next time you travel, you are not letting your black cat play inside the suitcase while you pack, ensuring your white shirt will be coated in black fur. Also check that you have removed any chocolates from your suitcase that may inexplicably get stuck on your pants when you press them with the hotel's cheap iron. Looks like someone borked the comments on this post. Trying to fix them. Your patience is greatly underappreciated.

Overheard: Flight to Arkansas Edition

By Davezilla 15 March, 2006Observations41 Comments

[Sitting behind me on plane] Traveler #1: "Whut wuz thayat?" Traveler #2: "I bet it wuzza wheelz comin' down." Traveler #1: "Wheelz? Fer real?" Traveler #2: "Yessir. We's sittin' raht above the plane's wang." Traveler #1: "We surely are! I ain't never been above the wang afore." Traveler #2: "Yessir. It's a good spot. Git t'see ever thing from here." Traveler #1: "Lookit that wang." Traveler #2: "Mm-Hm." Traveler #1: "Jim?" Traveler #2: "Yeah?" Traveler #1: "I'm fixin' to barf."viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra…

Astral Body Workout

By Davezilla 14 March, 2006Observations50 Comments

I was IMing with my friend Jim S. when we got on one of those odd topics. I know. Moi? Talk about something weird? So we're talking about astral bodies, something I find both fascinating and well â€¦ highly improbable. I just don't buy into it. Not the fact that it's, you know, bullshit. I've heard worse. Like that Ark story. I'm talking about the inconvenience of having an astral body. I mean, I can barely take care of this one, and now I have to take care of an invisible body, too? That just doesn't seem fair. I'm far…

When trends need to dieâ€¦

By Davezilla 13 March, 2006Uncategorized55 Comments

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More people we dislike #7

By Davezilla 12 March, 2006Observations69 Comments

People who run their lawnmower/snowblower/leafblower before 9AM on a weekend. Guys who think the prison pants look is still in. People who turn their vehicles into walking advertisements for their religion. People who turn their vehicles into walking advertisements for anything. Obssessive parents People who insist on bringing their stinking, neurotic pets into coffeehouses because, "He gets upset if sees me inside talking to other people." The assholes responsible for convincing a whole new generation of women that Mukluks are cute. Landlords. Has-been 60s/70s/80s popstars trying desperately to make comebacks. Who's on your (s)hitlist this week?

Step aside, bitches

By Davezilla 11 March, 2006Uncategorized31 Comments

Note to Self, No. 5,991

By Davezilla 10 March, 2006Observations91 Comments

Never keep the same cellphone for five years. Trust me on this one.

Premium roast coffee soup is back

By Davezilla 09 March, 2006Uncategorized67 Comments

Top Signs You May Be a Walking Asshole

By Davezilla 08 March, 2006Observations92 Comments

You double-park your Hummer in the handicapped section Your television cost more than your education You post naked pictures of your ex- online You often make lefthand turns from the right turn lane You feel the neighbor's lawn is your ashtray You have nine online identities, none of which accurately reflect your age, weight, gender or disposable income You leave tips for the server under an overturned glass of water You feel that, "What? It's biodegradable," is a good enough excuse for not cleaning up after your dog You think nothing of leaving your skirt, thong and office supplies in…

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By Davezilla 07 March, 2006Uncategorized53 Comments