Comcast Tech Support, for having service interruptions all fucking week Lane drifters, Sunday or not Guys who change their clothes at Armani Exchange outside the dressing room Anyone who greets…
CANTO XIII: In most of the United States, when it’s time to renew your driver’s license, or get new tabs for your plates, you might go to the DMV (Dept.…
GIRL 1: "Um, I got him a tie, a video game and his-and-hers buttplugs." GIRL 2: 'OMG! I bought Mike the same things!" [From Natalie, overheard on the subway:] MAN:…
Reviews in Haiku 300 Best. Movie. Evar. Goddamned kids keep yelling out, "Dude! This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!" Beowulf Did they really have Hot chicks like Angelina In ancient Denmark? Spiderman 3…
Auto Ignore: Getting too many app requests? Not only will this app ignore all requests from your annoying so-called friends, it will simultaneously remove the app from their profile. Fun!…
(Apologies if your RSS feeds got a post that isn't there. It's on the redesign site, which is now 99% done and working, so if you're testing the new site,…
Longtime readers know that the every year I post my resolutions and ask for yours. I like to make mine easily achievable. You know, aim low and finish the year…
After the chair debacle, Liz and I sat down in chairs from polite persons of less than great intelligence. An hour or so later, we saw someone else approach the…
I would like super powers. Nothing too fancy, mind you. Just minor abilities to get me through the week. The ability to see through chocolates to the fillings before taking…
$38 bottled water Stretchmarks Mutant Kewpie Dolls Trouble Some hot new fashions, via Michelle Kwajafa A monobrow A Toilet Headrest, via the other Michelle Crow's feet wrinkles A steel wool…
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