Last minute gift ideas

1. Meagan

   24 December, 2007, 10:58 am

   A re-gifted smelly lotion set someone gave me for Secret Santa.
   Q-tips.
   Any dollar store/gas station item you can find at midnight on Christmas Eve.

   Merry Spanking Christmas and Happy Fucking New Year! 😈

2. Marcus

   24 December, 2007, 11:13 am

   To the random Jesus freak.

   A pentagram made of chicken bones.
   A velvet painting of Elvis that cries.
   A coupon to an abortion clinic

3. Nicolette

   24 December, 2007, 11:54 am

   A six pack of Bud Light and a smile! :kiss: :kiss:

   Merry Christmas Everybody!

4. Pablo

   24 December, 2007, 1:16 pm

   A coupon to leave quietly, no questions asked

   a Tribble

   Cheezburger

   a Sultanhood in Cleavland

   May all of your presants come with batteries! Merry X-mas ya pervs

5. Pete Moss

   24 December, 2007, 1:45 pm

   A very special poem for baby Jesus. 🙄

6. AnnieB

   24 December, 2007, 3:11 pm

   Concrete bust of Elvis from a roadside stand. 🙁

   Have a Merry Little Kiss-mas everyone!

7. Salmon

   24 December, 2007, 4:22 pm

   an expired bus pass 😈

8. StevieC

   24 December, 2007, 5:17 pm

   And to all a good stedge. 😈 :wang:

9. Spud

   24 December, 2007, 5:46 pm

   A heated toilet seat, the gift that says it all. :geek:

10. Lake Effect

    24 December, 2007, 7:02 pm

    Am I the only one that caught the spelling error in gift #2?

    Should be ‘stedge’ marks.

11. Lake Effect

    24 December, 2007, 7:03 pm

    How bout a nice bottle of Cham-pipple with easy-open screw-cap?

12. patrick

    24 December, 2007, 10:04 pm

    [Comment ID #221110 will be quoted here]
    Nicolette, if I let you keep the Bud Light will you show up in nothing but a smile and a big red bow?
    :wang: :wang: :twisted

    Last minute Christmas gifts- pine scented auto fresheners for everyone!

    Merry Zillamas to all and to all a good stedge.

13. Supercharged_goddess

    24 December, 2007, 10:20 pm

    Last minute Christmas Gifts? Bounty- the quicker picker upper! Duct tape handcuffs! Whipped Cream! (well, it was for the pie honey, but… 😆 “You wanna do WHAT with the jumbo roll of wrapping paper?!?!?!?”

14. junkman

    25 December, 2007, 8:41 am

    it’s beginning to look alot like dinkmas! love you all.

15. diesel

    25 December, 2007, 12:07 pm

    Merry Christmas, Dave!

16. Lake Effect

    25 December, 2007, 5:03 pm

    Dave – Merry Christmas to you & Natalie. (Do they even have Christmas in Canada? Has she ever heard of it? Maybe if you don’t say anything, she won’t notice. Maybe try not getting her a gift. That might work!!! Does she even speak English, or only an unintelligible Canadian guttural grunting type of ‘language’? [like my bro-in-law in Ottawa])(I certainly hope she can’t read this post, EH?) Anyway, I don’t care what you always say about those Canadians, she’s obviously the exception…she’s quite beautiful–way too classy for any American boy. So enjoy while you can before she wises up. A wonderfully happy 2008+++ to you both!!!

17. Bigwavdave

    25 December, 2007, 9:06 pm

    Sorry I’m late to the table. Merry Christmas to one and all from SoCal. I’d tell you what the weather’s like here, but then you’d hate me. Or move. Or say f*** it and go sledding. Or stedgging. Is that one “G” or two?

18. Supercharged_goddess

    25 December, 2007, 10:20 pm

    [Comment ID #221317 will be quoted here]

    well, lets see… one for the ‘G’ string:thong:, one for the “G, that’s a big stedge!:wtf:” and one “G-sus that felt good- can we do it again:twisted:” so….. three, unless I missed one?

19. Flash Gordon

    25 December, 2007, 10:24 pm

    Hey, AnnieB., have you sobered up yet? Hope you had
    a good one. :java: :java: :kiss: :thong: 😆

20. J

    26 December, 2007, 1:35 am

    Fundies

21. J

    26 December, 2007, 10:13 am

    I love the cham pipple because I havent heard that in awhile-but since no one else said it-CHIA PET!!

22. AnnieB

    26 December, 2007, 12:14 pm

    [Comment ID #221334 will be quoted here]

    Maintaining a pleasant buzz, my friend. I imagine you and J W had some good times over the last couple of days. 😆

    Had a great Xmas, thanks. :kiss:

    I see you received a guitar you lucky guy. Learned to play it yet or are you just going to hold it for awhile? 😛

23. Lake Effect

    26 December, 2007, 7:23 pm

    Mr. Microphone!
    “Hey babe, we’ll be back to pick you up later!!”
    [Later?!? WTF??]

24. Drusky

    26 December, 2007, 10:29 pm

    Lawn Darts (or Jarts) given to the next door neighbors with all the kids… It’s easy to learn, fun, and teaches Darwinism reguarding slow children and natural selection all in one gift… Ho Ho Ho. 😈

25. Astryd

    27 December, 2007, 1:15 pm

    [Comment ID #221222 will be quoted here]

    You only need two things in life, duct tape and WD-40.
    If it moves and shouldn’t use the duct tape.
    If it doesn’t move and should use the WD-40. 🙄

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