Tag: Observations
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Things we’d like to see
It is the job of an advertising mascot to amuse us and help us remember a particular product. Unfortunately, most of them serve only to annoy the bejeezus out of us. All week I will be getting out my aggressions on the mascots we’ve come to hate. I detest the Arby’s Oven Mitt and the…
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Roaming Gnome’s latest adventures
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Overheard: SPF-45 Edition
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Personality Test
Frogs are to cannon balls what Valium is to [blank]. Snowflakes are to Australians what abject poverty is to [blank]. Large, fake breasts are to women what tooth decay is to [blank]. George W. Bush is to meatloaf what Cable TV is to [blank]. John Kerry is to salsa dancing what linguini is to [blank].…
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Things Mother never said
“You forgot your M-80s and gasoline.” “Be a dear and go play in the streets.” “You need a louder car stereo. I get nervous when you’re a mile away and I can barely hear you.” “I found the cutest snake in the garden today…” “I’m thinking of redecorating the kitchen in a ‘vampires and spiders’…
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Note to self: 4,699
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Story time #1
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God is your co-writer
Christianity is a beautiful religion with a big problem. Marketing. No other religion feels so compelled to proselytize through the dubious medium of bumper stickers (except Wiccans, and they just do it to be silly). The bumper stickers would be fine … if they made any sense. Read some of the following stickers (all real,…
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Welcome to my world
Ever watched the credits roll at the cinema or on television all the way to the end? Your eyes get so used to the upward motion of the credits that when they finally stop your eyes suddenly get the illusion that the room is falling slightly. My whole life is like that. viagra free viagra…
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People we can safely dislike #2
Guys who wear t-shirts with tuxedos printed on them. People who finish their sentences by clucking their tongue. Every time. I don’t mind the odd lawn gnome or statue of Mary, but when it gets to be a village… People whose entire philosophical base can be summarized through the 18 bumperstickers littering their Chevy Astro.…
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All right, who befoozled the Intraweb again?
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What Would Davezilla Do?
If you were given one million dollars to spend on your loved ones, and only one week to do it, how would you cheat to keep it all for yourself?
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