There is a vile invention, one which I was seduced into buying in a weak moment. The product is known as the SudaCare Shower Soother, a blue tablet that when…
Topic suggestion by Sherri P. "Don't be a hater." I prefer, "Don't be a ne'erdowell. Beyotch." "Guys, let's really think outside the box on this one, k?" "I think we've…
In any strip club, there will only only three men at the catwalk, watching the strippers. These men will only hand out one dollar tips, yet the strippers will somehow…
I was instant messaging with my dear friend Minnie, yesterday. She mentioned that she had just gone to one of those fancy, all-day spa treatments. She had a chocolate body…
The earth mother who holds up the entire queue by taking 18 minutes to arrange her carry-on in the overhead compartment, and then complains that the flight is late taking…
Dear Continental, First of all let me thank you for all the exciting new terms I learned this week, while traveling on your aircraft. News to me: I thought "departure"…
For the Gents (written by Davezilla) Experimental facial hair will warm the jowls and frighten the fair sex. "Prison-bitch" pants went the way of the Dodo. Take note. There is…
When they say: "The SMTP mail server may be acting erratically today." They really mean: "Turn me down for a date, will you? See if you get email anymore." When…
President of the Liars Club Hidden Mine Finder New Orleans Levee Inspector Internet's First Spam Editor Toilet Paper Roll Holder for the Iraqi government Anal Toy Tester Barbara Bush's newest…
Anyone operating a lawnmower, chainsaw, leafblower, snowblower, weed wacker; anything with a two stroke engine Anyone playing music I dislike Anyone with a brightly lit office Anyone walking loudly on…
If you think wearing all white will get you mistaken for the Michelin Man, try wearing a white ski jacket downtown No matter how high you turn up the air…
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