Don't bathe the puppy in the dishwasher. Or the washing machine. Don't use your socks to mop the floor. Or mine. Cleaning the mini blinds does not mean turning the…
Coworker: "Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It's broken and I can't find IT anywhere." Me: "Yeah, what's it doing?" Coworker: "Well, {other coworker} sent a color file…
Bacchus dug the high life Erisichton said, "Olympus is dead" Neptune held wet t-shirt contests Amphitrite's dolphins were tuna-safe Achilles had a bum heel Orpheus was bitch-slapped by girls Ulysses…
Medusa: Snakes on a Face Perseus took that bitch's head Narcissus liked what he saw Zeus was a playa hater Oedipus liked him some MILF Pan was a sex machine…
…trees have bark, but even more thankful that trees cannot bark …penises don't make a "boing" sound upon becoming erect …my teeth have never caught fire …organized religions aren't contagious…
I was walking my cat today (yes, she heels like a dog), and noticed that outside, she gets the same lost look that foreigners get in an airport. Granted, she's…
The Setup: Will require three couples. Ideally, two of the couples will look similar and one couple will look extremely different from the other two (extreme height or weight difference,…
Swallow a bug while bicycling Swallow a bug as part of a foreign dish Become embarrassed by a coworker's singing Wedgie a close friend, possibly of the opposite sex Poke…
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