As the waiter brings food to another table, pull out a shotgun and scream, “That’s my food! Goddamn, you thieving bastard!†and fire a warning […]
Tag: Observations
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Apology
I didn’t post yesterday for a reason. I spent the day thinking about where my life was going as a priest. My year is ending […]
Complete this Sentence, #35
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More people we can safely dislike #15
The owners of American Girl dolls for being such bitches Mothers who ignore their child when it screams so loudly that banshees flee in terror. […]
Social Networks that Didn’t Work
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Not like lettuce
Bears are not like lettuce. Epidemics are not like lettuce. Noctambulists are not like lettuce. Ibuprofen is not like lettuce. Slingshots are not like lettuce. […]
An open letter to the men of Japan
Gentlemen, This week sees the arrest of yet another Japanese pervert; serial lingerie thief Shigeo Kodama. Kodama, a 54 year-old construction worker, stole nearly 4,000 […]
How to annoy the drive through clerk 2
â€Are the burgers locally grown? I only eat organic.†â€My water broke.†â€Your mother’s in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I’ll […]
How I feel right about now
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Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned
My cat recently turned 17. That age marks a special time in a cat’s life when she ascends from a Demanding Diva to a Hirsute […]
To Hell and back
Some interesting road trips you can make in the United States. Suggested by misterarthur. From Intercourse, Pennsylvania to Climax, Michigan From Kill Devil Hills, North […]