Art Director: “So… where do you work?” Me: “I’m in Digital. I work on social media. I do ethnographic analysis of blogs, metaverses, wikis, that […]
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PEDESTRIANS PROHIBITED
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Woody Allen Style Cliché Contest
Remember how Woody Allen would always mix together clichés in his movies? Me too. To honor that concept, I am having a contest for the […]
Unused euphemisms for girly bits
Velvet Lounge Usage: “The Velvet Lounge is open for business.” Hip Sconce Usage: “The hip sconce needs attending to.” Soft Cloth Car Wash* Usage: “Like […]
Unused euphemisms for boy bits
Atrocious Mushroom Usage: “Then he pulled out his Atrocious Mushroom…” Pleasure Girder* Usage: “He ravished me with his Enormous Pleasure Girder.” Fun Log Usage: “Hey, […]
Iron Chef Challenge
Let’s see that bastard cook with these secret ingredients: Tears of a Clown Cream Rinse Shampoo Food for thought A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, […]
Bag Lady
You know, after 12 years of doing this site, it takes a lot to surprise me. This one did it. A perfectly normal woman, nicely […]
Finish this story
Nimbus Fallon, world-famous cloned sheep, had achieved super-human intelligence. Within hours of her birth she was gamboling about the meadow, days later she was explaining […]
More people we dislike #15
Mean people who win the lottery. The cashier at Baja Fresh who continually gets my order wrong because, “There’s no other vegetarians.†Advertisers who are […]
Eat Me
I must admit to always being disturbed by pictures like this: food that can’t wait to end itself, smothering condiments on generously to assist in […]
Complete this Sentence, #36
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Open letter to Scented Candle Makers
To whom it may concern, I, like many American citizens, enjoy purchasing scented candles as a means to lighten the mood of a room, whether […]