Tag: Geek Humor
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Random Effluvia, No. 328
1 First off is this gem my wife found. The 2023 Lost and Found Index. Some real gems in here. Among my favorites: Definitely worth a skim… 2 These astonishing and slightly unsettling tattoos from Spanish artist, Adri Reigada (@adrireigada) 3 The best prom invitation ever. Ever.
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Collective Nouns for Web 2.0
Back in the Middle Ages, knowing what collective noun was applied to a group of animals was taken quite seriously. We all know the common ones, such as herd of cows, a pack of dogs, a flock of birds, but there were plenty of obscure ones like an exaltation of larks, a murder of crows,…
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How to speak in Programmer
When they say: “The SMTP mail server may be acting erratically today.” They really mean: “Turn me down for a date, will you? See if you get email anymore.” When they say: “Is that really a good user experience?” They really mean: “You’re cutting into my World of Warcraft time.” When they say: “You haven’t…
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I went to this concert!
Make your own fake tickets with the Concert Ticket Generator. Link via James B.
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The Wisdom of Coworkers
Coworker: “Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It’s broken and I can’t find IT anywhere.” Me: “Yeah, what’s it doing?” Coworker: “Well, {other coworker} sent a color file to this printer but this is a black and white printer.” Me: “So?” Coworker: “Well, you just can’t do that!” Me: “Yes, you can, and…
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1st Level Web Master Spells
Protection against Comic Sans: Protects beginning Web Designers from succumbing to the fetid odor of this most noxious font. Dispel MIDI: Makes the spell caster immune to the dissonant shrieks of embedded MIDI soundtracks on personal homepages. Detect Rainbow: Spell destroys rainbow divider bars. Temporarily dispels rainbow-colored text. Mage Page: Magic spell to dispel popup…
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PML 1.0 Specification
WARNING: Extreme geek humor ahead PML (Porno Markup Language), a pornographic computer language specification proposed by DL Byron is nearly ready for release by the W3C. The specifications are as follows: Latest version: http://www.w3.org/TR/porno-spec/ Previous version: http://www.w3.org/TR/2005/TIT-porno-spec-20050428/ Editor: DL Byron Contributors: Davezilla W3C Jerking Draft 30 June 2005 PML is a general-porno markup language designed…
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We assumed …
I guess I should have used a capital four. I showed this error message to my coworker Jim. He told me to imagine if Yahoo extended the map’s “assumption” feature to their search: We assumed you meant transvestites, not transmissions. We assumed you meant was, not was. We assumed you meant Paris, France, not Paris…
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Fun with Anna
Anna is the animated help desk at IKEA’s Web site. She had some interesting answers to my questions. Click on the image for the whole story. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women…
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Mind your T’s and A’s
On Friday I got the following error message in BBEdit. Someone had misspelled “title” within a link tag. Error:File wn_messaging.jsp; Line 72: Document type does not permit attribute “tit” within element “<a>”. The moral? Don’t put your tits in your a. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra…
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