1st Level Web Master Spells

Protection against Comic Sans: Protects beginning Web Designers from succumbing to the fetid odor of this most noxious font.

Dispel MIDI: Makes the spell caster immune to the dissonant shrieks of embedded MIDI soundtracks on personal homepages.

Detect Rainbow: Spell destroys rainbow divider bars. Temporarily dispels rainbow-colored text.

Mage Page: Magic spell to dispel popup ads and prevent javascript page takeovers.

Obscure Animation: Prevents animated GIFs of gay Spiderman from dancing more than one round.

Cursor Curse: Prevents the mouse from being followed by animated trails of stars, unicorns and flowers.

Vampiric Styles: Touch removes ghastly stylesheets that only work on Internet Explorer.

Protection from Phishing: Protects caster from bank fraud emails.

With help from the lovely Natalie

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  1. b-dizzy

    Mewvie, gotta love the video of the calls of testimonials. :wtf:

    Mewvie… making tv cat zombies one house at a time! :dead:

  2. Daniel

    Non-Sense Recall: Protects the caster and/or surfer when they find a website about nothing of use and sends them to on that has something.

  3. Spud

    Cursor Curse: Prevents the mouse from being followed by animated trails of stars, unicorns and flowers.

    How much does this one cost?
    I’ll take two thanks.


  4. I bid $99.99 on the Protection spell against Comic Sans.

  5. jules

    Protection Against Online Stalkers: They start out as nice men and turn into panty-sniffing trolls. Spell turns their penises into gherkin pickles. (not much of a change) 😈

  6. Mandy

    Dave, please don’t shatter my illusion of you by admitting you play RPGs.

  7. MrDoug

    Java Booster +25 to Code:

    Boots Mad Java coding skills by 25 points

    Flash FLASH:

    Temporarly allows you to complete the code for that really cool flash anamation of the wizard and the dwarf you have been woring on for the past three weeks. :geek:

  8. charlie

    SPAM HAMMER – Does just what it sounds like it should do.

  9. Rest assured, neither I nor Natalie are D&D :geek:s, Mandy. We’re the same snarky-mouthed pervs we’ve always been. 😈

  10. Marcus

    Level Five User Spells (Chaotic Evil alignment required)

    Name : Crash em (not real name)

    Description : allows caster rash friends’ or enemies’ computer. (real program)

    Name : Unlock (not real name)

    Description : brute force password hacking. Takes a few hours if you have a good username password list and a couple days if it is shitty.
    (also a real program)

  11. MrDoug:

    the dwarf you have been woring on for the past three weeks

    So what’s the going rate for dwarves?

    You win the 4 :wang: award for long endurance…


  12. Hocus Pocus, William Gates!
    Open Opera, http://192.168 !
    Put a Dot, then One, then Eight!
    I need to know slash states!

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