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By Davezilla 30 June, 2007Uncategorized47 Comments

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By Davezilla 29 June, 2007Observations29 Comments

Doesn't it seem like certain foods, fruits in particular, have a class association with them? Here's what I mean by that: Apples: A good, standard fruit, The working man's fruit. Apples appeal to the common man as well as to ideals, possibly owing to their dubious Biblical connections in Genesis. A damn fine fruit. Avacadoes: A total chick fruit. Avacadoes can only be eaten by males if hidden under the manly name "guacamole". Otherwise, this fruit just screams middle class estrogen. Bananas: The poor banana. Relegated to a lower class existence of crude, frat boy jokes and slapstick humor. Kumquats:…

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By Davezilla 28 June, 2007Uncategorized34 Comments

Translation exercise

By Davezilla 27 June, 2007Observations39 Comments

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By Davezilla 26 June, 2007Caption Time54 Comments

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Things to yell when some idiot is using their cell phone in the restroom

By Davezilla 24 June, 2007Observations53 Comments

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How I plan 2 destroy the world

By Davezilla 22 June, 2007Observations63 Comments

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Things You Never Want to Hear Your Doctor Say

By Davezilla 21 June, 2007Observations45 Comments

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The day I realized Santa was fake

By Davezilla 20 June, 2007Observations51 Comments

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By Davezilla 19 June, 2007Caption Time54 Comments

Canadians have a different approach to Green Living

By Davezilla 17 June, 2007Uncategorized61 Comments

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By Davezilla 15 June, 2007Uncategorized68 Comments

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