Unusual Uses for Hot Towels

16 April, 2009Posted inObservations, wtf18 Comments
If you sit in first class on a Delta or Northwest flight, you will be given a hot towel shortly before a meal is served. I was always told that hot towels were to cleanse the hands prior to eating. Other people I have sat next to on various flights have had different ideas on what the towels were meant for. Polishing shoes Draped over the face as one would do prior to a barber's shave Rubbing the breasts Folded up and tucked into the purse. Still wet. Cleaning ears Wiping down the armrests and seatback (probably not a bad…

More people we can safely dislike #20

14 April, 2009Posted inObservations18 Comments
Kids that dropped out of school because, "My teachah's ignernt." Clowns. Always clowns. Douchebags that tell their girlfriends they can't hang out with their guy friends, but they of course can continue to hang out with their ex-girlfriends. People with shit taste in films who insist that despite the critics, despite what my friends have said, despite the awful trailers that I'm really missing out on the depth of Pauly Shore's venerable acting career. Anyone who defends Coldplay. People who act affronted that they can't carry automatic weapons with them into Wal-Mart. The Illuminati. I mean, what good are they…

Now you can send me pictures!

02 April, 2009Posted inAnnouncements1 Comment
I get a lot of email from you readers. A lot a lot. Most of it is really entertaining and I'd say 50% of it is too naughty for this site to publish. That said, many of you want to send me pictures and links, but don't have my email address, and to minimize spam, I don't publish it. I've made a new contact form that lets you add pictures and links, leave me messages and even tell me if you love or hate the site. Because I care. And 'cause I really like the weird things you all send…