Caption Time #279

Caption Time #279


  1. junkman

    yes it’s going to be hard to hit but please shoot it now.

    p.s. what in the fuck is happening in the world of photos? can’t a mechanism be attached to the camera that shoots a spring loaded bolt through the eye of the beholder and then dumps acid into the film canister before an unsuspecting public is subjected to this sort of thing?

    p.s.s. caption time…”this is my parents basement”…..remember guns don’t kill people parents do. :troll:

  2. Guitar hero guitars, clean manicured carpet, twin bed, blue single curtains, no design…more than likely, water pistols and matchboxes, old painted cassette cases. The only scary thing in this picture is the guy…

    Encouragment to mothers everywhere to raise your sons to be productive members of society!! 😕

  3. Bear

    where’s the Dildo…

  4. Sammy

    Guns, Guitars and a semi-naked long-haired man

  5. Todd’s profile pic on Lowered Expectations

    Astryd – nice to see your ass again. Gimme 15.

  6. Next time them ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ boys come round, I’ll be ready for ‘em.

  7. pam

    Isn’t that a kids bed make me think someone is still living at home with mom!!!! :puke: :troll:

  8. fruf

    WTF that is enough to give us dry heaves for the next week….the only way to cure this is to dip the dip in Nair head to toe,use the guns as supositories,tale the ammo and burglar tools and donate to the boys in blue……and…. use the giutars to play his favorite song ..”I lve at home and I wuv my mama”

  9. NJ

    That was an eye opener this morning!! Definately compensating for something :limp:

  10. Bigwavdave

    He was a quiet kid living at home, always came out to get the paper in his bathrobe. We thought his folks were on vacation in Florida…

  11. juleOdeNile

    my therapist was so close…. back to square one now…. 😕

  12. chainstay

    “He was such a nice man. I can’t beleve he went to the mall and did such a terrible thing!”

  13. Mike

    I stick all these things in my random orifices cause i can’t get a date. My penis tells me I’m a bad boyyy

  14. jdn

    who said elvis was dead

  15. This what happens when cousins marry! :puke: :puke: :puke:

  16. Gah! A warning would’ve been helpful. Dude, can I use your gun to shoot out my eyes? :wtf:

  17. PPPrick

    [quote comment=”630167″]where’s the Dildo…[/quote]
    See the guy holding the gun???

  18. Drusky

    That night, Sasquatch vowed never to be ‘messed with’ by those jerky eating a-holes again… ❗

  19. Sherri

    Is this supposed to be sexy because it’s just making me gag :puke:
    Someone has been living at home with mommy too long and has too much time on his hands.

  20. rem1967

    The sad fate of your average ’80s hair band guitarist.

  21. cbatdux

    Guns ‘n Bozos

  22. Flash Gordon

    AnnieB’s old boyfriend who circumcised himself with a .45. ❗ :kiss: :wtf: :troll:

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