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By Davezilla 31 August, 2004Uncategorized29 Comments

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By Davezilla 30 August, 2004Observations44 Comments

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Home Cooked Meals #1

By Davezilla 29 August, 2004Observations9 Comments

On many occasions I have mentioned my downstairs neighbors that hail from Albania. They have some recipes that give one pause as to their immediate origin. In time, one begins to identify the unique and fetid aromas that waft miasmatically from their kitchen. I thought I'd share the wealth with my readers and provide you, periodically with home recipes from my downstairs denizens. Toad Melt 2 c. No-brand baking mix 1/3 c. dog milk 1 large toad, chopped and drained 1/2 c. finely chopped crabgrass 1/3 c. expired mayonnaise 2 tbsp. mud relish 6 slices Albanian donkey cheese Heat oven…

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By Davezilla 28 August, 2004Uncategorized18 Comments

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Why, God? Why?

By Davezilla 27 August, 2004Uncategorized36 Comments

Overheard: Olympuh-nick Edition

By Davezilla 26 August, 2004Observations18 Comments

Albanian neighbor: Get car. Me: Excuse me? Albanian neighbor: Get car. New. Is. Get car. Me: Uh, oh that's a rental car. Mine is in the shop. Albanian neighbor: Is nice get car. Me: Yes, it is nice to get a car. Albanian neighbor: You watch Olympuh-nick? Me: Yes, Greece just lost to the US in volleyball. Albanian neighbor: Yes. Wolley vall. They lose. Me: Were you voting for Greece or America? Albanian neighbor: Get car. Nice.viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples…

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By Davezilla 25 August, 2004Observations22 Comments

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By Davezilla 24 August, 2004Observations24 Comments

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Saucy Wench?

By Davezilla 23 August, 2004Observations24 Comments

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Have a Coke and a smile

By Davezilla 22 August, 2004Observations23 Comments

Caption time #13

By Davezilla 21 August, 2004Uncategorized19 Comments