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Purple Specialized RockHopper

By Davezilla 02 March, 2006wtf46 Comments

Purple Specialized RockHopper

Notes to Self, No. 5,890-5,895

By Davezilla 01 March, 2006Observations37 Comments

The next time you press your shirt, make sure you iron both sides before wearing the shirt to work Yes, you really do have a bottle of soy sauce from 2002 to throw away The next time you decide to delete an old folder from the server, make sure you've … already downloaded it first. Damn. When you fly back to Arkansas this weekend, do not lose the parking pass. Again. The next time you believe an optometrist who says, "Transition lenses will darken 60% of sunlight", make sure she promises they will work while driving too (the only reason…

McGavin-Knotts-Weaver Coincidences

By Davezilla 28 February, 2006Original Humor59 Comments

All three had cheesy television shows in the 1970s All three were male actors All three favored ugly hats All three starred in TV roles as law enforcement officers All three died within 24 hours of each other Their birth months are sequential (McGavin = May, Weaver = June, Knotts = July) Darren McGavin has an 'a' in his first and last name Don Knotts has an 'o' in his first and last name Dennis Weaver has an 'e' in his first and last name All three have 2 'n's in between their first and last names The number of…

Caption Time #101

By Davezilla 27 February, 2006Observations38 Comments

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By Davezilla 26 February, 2006Observations44 Comments

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By Davezilla 25 February, 2006Uncategorized35 Comments

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Why I hate local news coverage, II

By Davezilla 24 February, 2006Observations55 Comments

To call a local news anchor a skilled reporter is like calling a Pekinese one of the World's deadliest predators. Here are some of the statements that made me want to take an acetylene torch to my television. We have everything you need for the Olympics Aside from providing a channel, what are you giving me? Free tickets to Italy? A training coach? A weeks' worth of beer and pretzels? There could be another terrorist attack on US soil As if the terrorists hate our dirt. This medal ends a 30-year curse on the American team Curse? What curse? Have…

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By Davezilla 23 February, 2006Caption Time48 Comments

Sponge Bob is very, very drunk

By Davezilla 22 February, 2006Uncategorized36 Comments

How to annoy the drive through clerk

By Davezilla 21 February, 2006Observations54 Comments

"I'll have a small Coke, no onions." "What wine goes with that?" "I don't know what I want. You pick." "I'm not wearing underwear." Do you have kids' meals?" [wait for response] "No, I meant for goats." "Do you come here often?" "Will you walk my dog for me?" "Can you hear me now?" "May I talk to you about the Lord Jesus Christ?" "Do your burgers come in a size 6?" "I'd like the sesame seeds on the buns arranged according to size in micrometers. I'll wait." "Who is that? I told you not to come over anymore! I'm…

Caption Time #99

By Davezilla 20 February, 2006Caption Time45 Comments

Jakob Nielsen’s Usability Fighting Styles

By Davezilla 19 February, 2006Caption Time31 Comments

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