Category: wtf

  • Ride the Goatse 2!

    Image via Queen Rosebud

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    Davezilla

  • I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that one

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    Image via Rick. In case you’re wondering, this is actually an old Lysol ad. Just think. Women used to douche with Lysol. No wonder our grandparents hated sex.

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    Davezilla

  • Ride the Goatse!

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  • Thank Ghod!

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  • Soak Zone

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    Lizz and I had sushi at a swanky jazz club last night. Seated near Lizz was a rather large and beastly woman. Midway through her meal, the woman sneezed. And what a sneeze! She attempted to cover her mouth, but this only succeeded in deflecting the spray that was to come into cone-like soak zone,…

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    Davezilla

  • The love that dare not speak its name

    Image by gsw

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  • What will you wear to graduation?

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  • Uh, ma’am? There’s a badger on your head

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    To be honest, I’m not sure if she cut her hat open or if it came that way. In any event, her hair was a horrible rat’s nest and I just had to share…

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    Davezilla

  • I have no words

    I mean, how do you screw up a simple chest bump?

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  • This is America

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  • Osama bin Shoppin’

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    Image via Noel P.

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    Davezilla

  • Butter Christ

    “We saw it on the way down 75 to cincinnati — glowing a warm margarine yellow in the late afternoon light. My camera was in the trunk so we all swore we would get shots of it the next day on our way back to Detroit. The locals proudly told us the landmarks affectionate name…

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