Woody Allen Style Cliché Contest
Remember how Woody Allen would always mix together clichés in his movies? Me too. To honor that concept, I am having a contest for the best mixed cliché, Woody Allen…
Upcoming Peter Jackson Movies
Peter Jackson's See Dick Run, The Early Years, a trilogy Peter Jackson's 9-11 Commission Final Report, a five part docu-drama Peter Jackson's Jason and the Argonauts, a triskadekagy Peter Jackson's…
More people we dislike #9: Airplane edition
The woman in the aisleway who prevents anyone from boarding the plane because she is busy art directing her luggage in the overhead compartment, rather than stuffing it in there…
Call Me Mr. Clean
OK, time to come clean. As many of you know, in May I became an African priest of the Lukumí religion. Go me. What you don't know are the restrictions…
McGavin-Knotts-Weaver Coincidences
All three had cheesy television shows in the 1970s All three were male actors All three favored ugly hats All three starred in TV roles as law enforcement officers All…
What I learned from movies, Part 1
Women's purses only have four items in them An entire corporation's data fits on a single disk Men can unhook bras on the first try Storms and wars can be…
Full frontal blogging
What was your first experience seeing a naked person in a movie? Summer of '42, that was mine. I mean, that was the name of the film, not when I…
Hold the gravy
I went to the cinema on Saturday and were perplexed by some of the foods sold in the Toronto concessions of late. Burger King? Taco Bell? Pizza? A bit messy…
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